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tennessee alarm clock

girl & guy are sleeping. guy quietly gets up, starts beating off, then yells so the girl leans up, then blows on her face.
i so pulled a tennessee alarm clock on my ex to break up with her.
by morgannnnn:) January 4, 2009
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Tennis

n. A sport that involves either one on one matches or tag-teaming for a 2 on 2 match. Requires massive amounts of eye-hand coordination and stamina because unless you're playing doubles, you are on your own running around a court for several hours after balls that fly as a fast as a paintball. Tennis is considered a "gentleman's" sport, so gloating, taunting or showing signs of frustration is often looked down upon. To add to the "gentleman" aspect of the game, spectators are to keep quiet and watch respectfully at all times, though brief clapping is acceptable. Basically, next to golf, tennis is the quietest sport in the world.
"Dude, I went to watch my friend play this tennis match the other day, but I wasn't even allowed to cheer or yell! It was pretty boring... but those tennis chicks are really hot."
by superdawge October 9, 2009
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Tennessee Wetback

When finishing sex, the male pulls out and cums on their partner's back, then licks the sperm and blows air on the area where he licked.
A is having sex with a girl doggy style and then finishes on her back, licks his jizz, and then blows air on the area, he just did a Tennessee Wetback.
by MixPix21 October 19, 2009
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Tonsil tennis

French kissing someone so much you '' play tonsil tennis''
"did you guys play tonsil tennis last night?"

"Ahaha yeah"
by Jacky_d July 15, 2017
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phone tennis

Describes a repeated failure of two people to establish verbal contact with other over the telephone, resulting in an alternating series of voicemail messages (or messages left with flatmates, etc), bouncing back and forth between the two parties.

Phone tennis is usually unintentional and frustrating. Though in exceptional circumstances could be used as a stalling tactic.

Most common where
1) either or both callers do not have a mobile phone
2) either or both mobiles are often switched off or unheard
3) either or both phones are often engaged
4) both caller have busy schedules
5) both callers know they are meant to have a difficult conversation but would prefer to avoid it
"I've been playing phone tennis with her all day, it's getting ridiculous"

To diffuse each other's annoyances when you finally make contact after receiving their nth message "Hi, looks like we've been playing phone tennis,..."
by thewilster October 18, 2004
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Tennessee

by Anonymous October 16, 2003
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Tennessee Rooster

When after a long night of drinking, a male or female masturbates while fingering his or her own butt hole.
Richard gave himself a Tennessee Rooster after partying too hard in Athens, GA.
by D Lee's 12 Inch Wang September 13, 2009
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