tennessee alarm clock

girl & guy are sleeping. guy quietly gets up, starts beating off, then yells so the girl leans up, then blows on her face.

i so pulled a tennessee alarm clock on my ex to break up with her.

by morgannnnn:) January 04, 2009

alabama hotpocket

a guy shits in a girls vagina, then fucks her.

dude, i gave my girl a surprise alabama hotpocket last night.

by morgannnnn:) January 04, 2009