alabama hotpocket

a guy shits in a girls vagina, then fucks her.
dude, i gave my girl a surprise alabama hotpocket last night.
by morgannnnn:) January 05, 2009
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tennessee alarm clock

girl & guy are sleeping. guy quietly gets up, starts beating off, then yells so the girl leans up, then blows on her face.
i so pulled a tennessee alarm clock on my ex to break up with her.
by morgannnnn:) January 05, 2009
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