Virgin Talent

A talent or skill which is likely to make anyone who possesses it a lifelong virgin.

"That guy speaks Klingon... What a virgin talent."

by Ian Montgomery July 16, 2008

talent

the thing that the likes of justin bieber, miley cyrus, and the jonas brothers don't have.

why do these stupid 7-14 year-old girls like retards with no talent selling themselves to the media so much?

by bieber is a girl February 2, 2010

Britain's Got Talent

A stupid British show where people humiliate themselves, not only in front of the large TV audience/British public, judges, but also about 500 people who will laugh cruelly at the poor old man who thinks he can sing, possibly reducing him to tears. Simon Cowell has this weird idea he's funny, Amanda Holden is just a bitch, and Piers Morgan tries desperatly to keep up with Simon Cowell- and fails. Its a life wrecker, and eats the soul of Saturday Prime-Time viewers.

Person 1: I was watching Britain's Got Talent last night!
Person 2: Fag.

by ISayRawr! April 24, 2010

Lack of Talent Show

An elementary school "talent show", also known as a variety show. It is a show in where one hundred kids do the EXACT SAME THING.Events in the Lack of Talent show include: lip syncs, gymnastics routines, tap dancing, screaming into the microphone, mumbling into the microphone, instrument solos, over dressing, costumes resembling abused women, under dressing, too much make up, and other things that fall in this genre.

Dad: Thank God it's over.
Mom: What?
Dad: Billy's Lack of Talent show.
Mom: I know... all of these kids SUCKED!

by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 19, 2009

billy talent

The best band of all time.. honestly gurls listin to this music...his voice just does soemthign to you!!

aka...he amkes you Hot!

by Tia January 13, 2004

taleggio

(noun) A person who talks almost constantly about nostalgia. May also engage in nostalgic activities and/or buy nostalgic items. See coconut boost.

"Man, that guy is one hell of a taleggio."

by Corkin July 31, 2006

Riviting Tale Chap

A phrase used to express an extreme disinterest in what a person has to say by stating this phrase sarcastically to trick the talker into thinking you actually give a shit. This is the more ironic choice than the well known meme "Cool story bro". Often times this is used specifically on those who have incorrectly used the term "cool story bro" or more accurately, someone who over uses it.

ex1:Guy 1: Yeah, So I saw my boss today in the mall and he asked me why I did not show up to work yesterday. So I told him "Cool Story bro." I so pwned him
Guy 2: Riviting Tale Chap!......(mutters)idiot.

ex2: Guy 1: So I kicked this guy's baby out the window and he bounce back into the house. It was amazing!
Guy 2: Cool story bro!
(5 mins later)
Guy 2: So I took a shit, and the dump looks like Alabama.
Guy 1: Riviting tale chap!

by RedSoxDragon aka Big Will December 1, 2009