Sentient toaster

A toaster that has feelings

J: I’m a sentient toaster

by Ace the simp July 31, 2023

pot hole toast

The would-be protective behavior of raising one's cup of superheated beverage in anticipation of blowing over a bump or pot hole.

Monica, on seeing the unavoidable defect in the road, reflexively raised her coffee cup up and away from her body. The classic pot hole toast

by Pbaddy December 13, 2009

True as toast

When something is just too true to be expressed any other way. Coined by the show Pysch

True as toast man, I couldn't believe it either!

by Cucumber11 March 18, 2011

kekkles on toast

"Kekkles on toast" is a derivative term of 'kek', the origin of which being "laugh out loud" or LOL in Horde language from the popular World of Warcraft. It has become a popularised meme, often appearing in various formats. For instance, kekkles on rhubarb, kekkles on spinach, kekkles on apple crumble. Kekkles on toast is its original format, used to indicate great laughter at a humorous comment. It originated in 2016, the current year.

Did you see the latest 4chan troll of tumblristas?
> No? Kekkles on toast!

by the_kekkler July 1, 2016

Fucked the toaster

An expression for when you have absolutely, irrevocably fucked up and hurt yourself severely in the process.

Jimmy said "I do, Amanda." to Jenny during their wedding vows, she kicked him in the balls and stormed out. Jimmy really fucked the toaster on that one.

by Grazgriz777 December 5, 2016

ice on toast

When something is/looks really good or on point!

“Woah Beth your makeup is ice on toast!”-Roxie
“Thanks boo thang”-beth

by Thispussyispoppin January 14, 2018

The Tyson Toast

When a girl is giving you head and right before you are about to climax you pull out of her mouth, nut in her ear, and proceed to bite her ear off. Do so as if her ear is the bread and the nut is the condiment.

"Bro this girl was giving me head and I pulled off The Tyson Toast!"

by Humphrey III September 22, 2019