Intestine Tapper

A person who, by intention or by poor aim, inserts their penis into another person/animals' anus.

Guy: "Am I in yet?"
Gal: "We need to stop having sex with the lights off intestine tapper."

by jwb71 July 24, 2011

ball tampering

the art of fiddling with a ball or balls without anybody looking

you might want to rub dirt on yer balls before a full toss, so you fumble around in your pocket then rub some on your ball until everything gos dull then you go for the middle wicket and knock one off .... also ball tampering can be a term used in cricket

by vinnny August 24, 2006

tapper

n. An extremely unattractive woman who attempts to gain male attention by any means.
Originated from hookers in windows who were too ugly to attract patrons that they had to "tap" on the glass to get attention.

How was that party last night Jim?
It would have been fun Carl, but there was this tapper that wouldn't go away.

by CKlo August 9, 2007

taper

A male who conceals his genitals by taping them between his legs. Typically a transvestite.

Is that actually a chick, or a taper?

by The Duge February 5, 2009

dick tapper

when someone uses blunt object to tap someones dick after sexual intercorse. creates nasua and limits blood flow to penis.

sara was a total dick tapper after a one night stand with skylar nelson.

by sdasfasfdasd May 10, 2006

Scrode tapper

The one gay friend of yours who thinks its funny to walk up to you at a party when your not paying attention and hit you in the dick.

Oh no who invited Kevin? He's such a Scrode tapper

by Frank Grimes June 4, 2005

tapernackle

to read from the holy tapernackle, to get laid, to go balls deep

damn that niggas reading from the holy tapernackle, the booty scriptures

by vizcacha July 12, 2006