Professional Time Waster..P.T.W.

A person who is very skilled,at NOT doing, their assigned job. This person usually, doesn't get noticed,or caught.

Start watching that, Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. looks busy (typing). However,THE PRODUCTIVITY IN THIS OFFICE, IS RAPIDLY DECLINING!!

by light bearer666 August 16, 2009

T.I.P.

T.I.'s original rapping name, but executives were afraid that he would be confused with Q-tip, so they dropped the P.

T.I.P. traps when its cold out.

by Outkast with a K November 23, 2004

P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 1, 2013

E.M.P.T.I.C.O.Y.F.D

eat my pussy till i cum on your face daddy

Hey (insert name) E.M.P.T.I.C.O.Y.F.D.

by ssggrdggttr July 17, 2019

P.T.F.O

refers to video games where an objective is present, and stands for Play The Fucking Objective.

Quit being a Bush Wookie and P.T.F.O.!

by jdawghatesyou August 8, 2011

P.T.F.O

Acronym for "Passed The Fuck Out" inspired by university acrynyms.

Have you seen Dancia recently?

Dude, she's on the couch PTFO.
Doesn't surprise me.

by AaronPetray February 24, 2005

P.P.P.P.P.T.

A medical acronym for "Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together".

That P.P.P.P.P.T. is C.T.D.

by Michael Zeleny January 27, 2008