bumpin sound system

1. a system that turns the ordinary mundane party into the extra kickthefuckass armerica party
2. im not sure but it gets girls wet

hot girl one- "yo bitch lets head over to betas, they have a bumpin sound system"
hot girl two - "oh fuck yea im wet just thinkin about it"

by MREIGN October 8, 2009

not in the system

when a group of associates are chatting about a fellow worker thats not hip to whats going on.

bill is so out of it, he's really not in the system

by freddytoledo July 11, 2010

Accurate Freight System

A system for freight that is always accurate.

Do you need freight transported accurately? use accurate freight system

by 14752ewsdc October 29, 2018

ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM

A = AVERAGE
B = BELT TIME
C = CANT COME HOME
D = DOG HOUSE
F = FIND A NEW FAMILY

MOM: YOU GET THE B. I AM GOING TO WHIP YOUR ASS. GET THE A+ OR CHOPSTICK UP ASS AND NO RICE FOR 3 DAYS!
ASIAN SON: I DO THE SO MUCH EXTRA CREDIT! I'M JUST NO SMART!
MOM: YOU A DISAPPOINTMENT. GO TO THE DOG HOUSE AND SPEND THE NIGHT WITH THE DINNER. YOU KNOW WHAT THE ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM IS!!!!!

by PERSONWITHALLOFTHEA+ January 27, 2020

standard underscoah measurement system

The standard underscoah measurement system (no thats not a typo) is a specialized measurement system for certain communities. It is currently in use in The Kingdom of Bread. the system is a length based system, comprising of 4 different lengths,

The standard baguette = 16 in or 406.4 millimeters
The smoot = 5ft 7in or 1.7018 meters
The big boi = 1.7 mi or 2.7 km
The Italy = 706.25 miles or 1136.5992 kilometers

"what measurement system do you use?"

"I use the standard underscoah measurement system"

by Apple Byter February 20, 2020

Traffic Light System

A method of checking in and following your partners comfort levels during sex. Reaffirms consent and is often used in kinky settings or when exploring sexuality.

Green - You're comfortable.

Yellow - Slow down, pause, or change something (negotiable).

Red - Stop.

"Have you heard of the traffic light system? Can we use that? I don't wanna hurt you."

- "I'd like that."

"What's your colour baby?"

- "Yellow -- can we switch positions?"

"Of course."

by emeraldlilacs October 3, 2023

system of a down

An amazing bad, System of a down are metal, but to all the jackass's out there who say they are crap... your fucking wrong, as the stuff they sing about adress's the world's problems. Daron Malakian is one of the best guitarist of his time, Serj Tankian is an amazing singer, Shavo Odadjian is a slick bass player, and John Dolmayan is a skillful drummer. One of the best bands on the planet, they are just freaking amazing in every sense of the world. Owning three of their albums, I have listened to them enought to know they are amazing. The band's type of music is generally alternative metal/rock, thugh they have turned their genre into an amazing style. So to all the System fans out there, though System arn't the best, they are ONE of the best, and I sault you. To everyone who is a fan of metal and hasn't tried them, you'll love them, and if your a dumbass who thinks they scream/shout and can't sing, then do yourself a favour: get a life.

if you like System Of A Down, but are new to them, a great Album to start with is Toxicity - not only a great album, it has some of the best songs ever made on it

by Charlie/Josh June 11, 2006