Spoons Dad

Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.

"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".

by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022

Anti-Swoon

Unenthusiastic fainting.

person a: "hey, did you see that celebrity across the street?"

person b: "yeah, but he's totally an anti-swoon"

by JimmysBigJimmy October 13, 2017

Cool-spoons

An accessory for your cool beans. “Cool-spoons” can be used to describe anything cool.

“Bro I just got a new dog!”

“Woah cool-spoons, dude!”

by P.e.s.0 September 7, 2020

Poop swoosh

When you pop a squat on the royal throne and your dookie drops into the water and disappears into the sewer without having to flush the toilet..don’t forget to wipe though

Yo Jared, I encountered the iconic poop swoosh while taking a dump today!

by Mike Oxhot December 24, 2021

Bleached the spoons

To make a remark on social media that opens you up to ridicule and hilarity.

I bleached the spoons when I said One Direction were musicians.

I bleached the spoons when I didn't know who Shakespeare was.

by Zixer May 5, 2014

Swoon

to want to take your clothes off for someone

I played the flute for my woman and she swooned

by manular February 28, 2009

pushy swooshy

A type of hash or poundable drug that is inhaled in the left ear that after extended use will eventually cause the brain to implode and seep out the rear end as juice.

Your such an idiot! What do you take pushy swooshy?

by Butterfly nuts April 14, 2009