sweater meat

Large breasts.

God damn, her sweater meat is flying everywhere since she stopped wearing bras.

by Samus October 30, 2003

Sweaterman Syndrome

A disorder in which overconsumption of alcohol--specifically beer--induces a large, jiggling midsection that causes the sufferer to wear sweaters on a daily basis.

His development of sweaterman syndrome decreased his mediocre score on the Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale substantially.

by youdabestttt November 2, 2011

sweater snake

An uncircumcised penis

Judy: Wow, the way the foreskin wraps around the penis looks kind of like a snake wearing a sweater!
Paul: One could even call it a sweater snake...

by Clitty Clout February 21, 2014

Sweater Dog

Noun
An unflushed turd that has rested calmly in a toilet bowl long enough to have developed a "halo" of discolored water.

Verb
The act of leaving such a turd, either intentionally or accidentally.

When Sally entered the stall, she gagged at sight of a sweater dog in the bowl.

The waitress finally figured out which customer was responsible for sweater dogging the men's room every Saturday morning.

Celeste hates being sweater dogged!

by Bertha FD April 28, 2015

sweater tits

Very hairy breasts.

I can't go out tonight, I gotta get my sweater tits waxed...they're getting out of control.

by Sweatertitz December 25, 2016

Sweater Noodles

The string used to cinch the hood of a hoodie.

Brah. Stop chewing on your sweater noodles.

by teachonmars January 21, 2019

Sweater Back

A person especially a man with a hairy back.

Friend : Dang, look @ Chet with out a shirt on he's got a gross hairy back.
You: Yeah, he's a fucking Sweater Back.

by Phil Dees September 30, 2019