Swesticles

1) condition characterized by excess perspiration accumulated on the ball sack.

2) an ancient Greek military commander who won fame fighting the Persian invasion. pronounced swess-ta-klees.

1) Yo, open that window so I can get a nice breeze going on my swesticles.

2) Today in history class, we studied war strategies pioneered in ancient Greece. You can really see the influence generals like Swesticles had on modern military.

by housian July 22, 2007

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swedish cupholder

to use the female vagina as a toilet

I swedish cupholdered a chick last night she still smells

by sheerscorpion August 2, 2008

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Swedish Yodeler

The Swedish Yodeler is when a guy spreads open his girlfriends vagina and screams/yodels something into it. He then procedes to press his ear to against the opening awaiting an echo similar to one received in a cave, mountain top, or gourge.

EX. Kevin gave his girlfriend a Swedish Yodeler but couldn't hear the echo cause of her loud mood music

EX. Miguel- Hey Anna, can i try the Swedish Yodeler on you.

Anna- Hell NO, go back and do it by yourself.

by MisterWigglez December 28, 2010

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Swedish Backpack

When a man drops his handful of genitalia on an unsuspecting person's back, usually when the other person is bent over or lying down. Then the man must sing, "Borty, borty, borty!" like the Swedish Chef.

A fine gentleman is taking a romantic shower with his loving wife, when he "accidentally" drops his shampoo bottle. The wife does what any loving person would do: she picks it up. Then the man drops his balls and cock on her back and sings like the Swedish Chef, "Borty, borty, borty!" She has then been given her official Swedish Backpack.

by Lothar Aspirin February 23, 2009

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