Sweaty porcupine

Perspiring rodent like your mom

Huns are sweaty porcupines.

by LolaJordan December 22, 2019

Swear Word Derangement Syndrome

A mental disease where a person can't say any kind of not-so family friendly swear words. It was discovered in the Coloradan city of Denver in October 1940, had no full name and the full term was coined in 1958. This mental disease is also found on families where has their children born with horrific mental health conditions.

The creator of this definition on UD himself has Swear Word Derangement Syndrome. He also can't say swear words on his own films.

by Ryan900USAYT January 12, 2022

Swedish Sweat-house

The delicious act of a woman's fart while driving on a road trip, sleeping in the backseat of a car. After a diet of Mcdonalds for breakfast lunch and dinner...Smell being vulgar enough to wake the dead. Causing the driver to lose conscienceless and spin of the road killing the all the passengers.

Dear God did we pick up a dead rotting homeless man???....Oh nevermind that was Erika with another Swedish Sweat-house. Guess Thats it for us *CRASH*

by hliven December 6, 2011

cheese sweats

Excessive, funky smelling diaphoresis after consuming large amounts of specialty cheeses. Cheese sweats are exacerbated by additional consumption of matching wines. Cheese sweats are very similar to meat sweats, except that cheese sweats have a characteristically pungent mouldy smell.

Cheese snob #1: "That Brie de Meaux was just too delish, darling. I couldn't help myself. I gorged the whole wheel and now I've got cheese sweats."

Cheese snob #2: "Brie de Meux? Smells more like Epoisses cheese sweats to me, Miss Piggy."

by ryesmom June 3, 2013

Whiskey Sweats

To consume an obsene amount of whiskey resulting in perfuse sweating.

Victor Standingbear had a bad case of the whiskey sweats after drinking too much Firewater.

by DRUNK Sloth November 21, 2015

Trump Sweats

The non-medical term describing anxiety symptoms that a person experiences during the aftermath of the 2016 presidential election. A person typically will also experience Trump Terrors or nightmares about the future of America and the economy and will be accompanied with cold sweats and trembling.

I could not sleep last night. I kept waking up from Trump Terrors and had the Trump Sweats bad.

by lilnki December 7, 2016

blood sweat and kachow

A horrific faniction of Lightning McQueen x ALL of BTS. It really truly makes all readers want to day

Hey did you read Blood Sweat and Kachow? yeah i want to fucking drink bleach

by whore number 4 February 12, 2019