Bigmouth Strikes Again

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
When I said I'd like to smash every tooth
In your head
Oh oh oh

Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking
When I said by rights you
Should be bludgeoned in your bed

And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
As the flames rose to her Roman nose
And her Walkman started to melt

Bigmouth, la-da-da-da-da, bigmouth, la-da-da-da
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the human race
Oh oh oh oh oh
Bigmouth, la-da-da-da-da, bigmouth, la-da-da-da
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the human race

And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
As the flames rose to her Roman nose
And her hearing aid started to melt

Bigmouth, la-da-da-da-da, bigmouth, la-da-da-da
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the human race
Oh oh oh oh oh
Bigmouth, la-da-da-da-da, bigmouth, la-da-da-da
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the human race
Oh oh oh oh oh

Bigmouth, oh oh oh oh, bigmouth, la-da-da-da
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the human race
Oh oh oh oh oh
Bigmouth, la-da-da-da-da, bigmouth, la-da-da-da
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the human race

by Death Menace March 9, 2023

Air Strike

Slang terminology for when a someone fills all ten contact spots for a text message with the same person, so the message is received ten times over by that person. Then the sender often sends the whole message again, resulting by the end hundreds of repeat messages on someone's phone. If the recipient's phone is on vibrate it is even more obnoxious.

"My phone won't stopped buzzing, Brian air striked me!"

by xenophiatic April 11, 2010

Stroked the mime

Use to indicate either doing well in something or very poorly. A term that has become more and more prevelant in society over the past century. It originally began in the Middle Ages, when mimes (common performers in the medieval theatre or production) that performed poorly were often ordered lashed (known as "stroking" back then) with a whip by the local Bishop. As society developed and advanced, the whip was eventually phased out, however, mimes were unfortunately not. The negative meaning came from the disgraceful act of harming the enterainer (mime). However, as time moved on, and some aspects of society began to dislike and look down on the miming arts, this saying became postively used by members of the anti-mime movement. Today, it is often used in theatre, particularly in the mime entertainer community to describe a performance.

This phrase was often used by several well-known people in recent history such as Charles Lindbergh, Al Capone and U.S. President Harry S. Truman.

Thanks for knocking over my beer, you stroked the mime hard on that one

by HarvardProfessor3 July 20, 2010

Carney Strikes Back Combo

An intergalactic version of the trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.

Fear is real, heres proof. Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production in the same light. Have your fingers crossed when you promise to come back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named " Carney Strikes Back Combo "

by jamie_ledge December 13, 2008

striped shirt

A male, usually found at an establishment where alcohol is served and socialization is encouraged (i.e. bars and clubs) who dons not only a vertically striped dress shirt, but also over-gelled hair, retarded, a multitude of identically accessorized friends, and a glass of Diet Red Bull and overpriced vodka.

Any of all of the following attributes may also apply:

1. Has an entry-level job at a bank or in middle management, but tries to act like he's got money in the bank.

2. Usually has a dismal view of women, either referring to them as "bitches" when women inevitably reject their pathetic advances, or as "sluts" when women actually accept an invitation to come over for "after hours"

3. Actually uses the word, "brah" to refer to other friends.

4. Constantly applies derrogatory, homophobic terms and situations to other associates. For example, "Dude, stop sucking Dave's dick, you fag! You both are full of shit!"

5. Will have slept with "the ugly, fat one" not out of altruism as a wingman, but desperation.

6. Grown-up frat boy in his mid to late-twenties

Was first refereced in www.thephatphree.com in the popular article, "Look at My Striped Shirt! Fucking Look at it!"

Bartender: "Last call!"

Cocktailer No.1: "Check out two two striped shirts over by the door, trying to hit on those chubby girls"

Cocktailer No.2: "Ugh, how sad...They're striking out."

by Victorius L.I.U. April 15, 2007

COBRA STRIKE

An unflattering penis photo (i.e. limp, shrunken, shriveled, hairy) sent to a girl you just met to basically state that you don't give half a shit if you have sex with them or not but are open to it. Women respond surprizingly well or not at all. Invented by a college student in Hilo, Hawaii in 2011.

Charlette gave her number to Josh, a guy she just met at a party. She soon received a cell phone picture message, from Josh, of a limp dick and titled "COBRA STRIKE".

by Hurt_bitch_with_a_conscience October 13, 2011

strike out

taking a hit from a bong,bubbler,roar,joint, or blunt than chugging a beer than drinking a shot all without letting the smoke out of your mouth

i got so fucked up from that "strike out" last nite.

by 2hottie August 27, 2006