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totally straight

A guy is totally straight when he is completely, 100%, definitely not gay. This is the kind of guy who will let you know, at every opportunity that he isn't gay... very not gay. Boy is this guy not gay. Hey, did you ever hear him tell you about the time he was totally having sex with this chick? This guy is NOT GAY... just ask him... or don't, he'll tell you anyway.
"Man, I'm so totally straight. I would never have sex with a dude, I have sex with women! Did I mention that I'm straight?"
by Bitch-monkey June 2, 2009
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straight gas

Something that can be described as extremely good, 10/10, top of the line. Commonly used to describe food or activities/entertainment.
by anonymous June 12, 2022
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straight lesbian

Straight lesbians don't exist. A lesbian is attracted to women and women only. If you are attrackted to anything other than women, chances are you're bisexual, pansexual, polysexual etc. The term also invalidates the lesbian community and the bisexual/pansexual community.
Dumb Doris: I’m just a straight lesbian guys! I’m attracted to both men and women but i just wanna feel special so i invalidate multiple sexualities at the same time!

Educated Emma: But people who are attrackted to men, women and non-binarys aren't lesbians? This doesn't make any sense!
by awkwalena June 3, 2020
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Straight 6

Ford inline 6 for example. Instead of a V shaped 6 cylinder with 3 on each side, the engine has 6 cylinders lined up front to back.
My truck has a Straight 6.
by Nickos March 21, 2007
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straight acting

1. Conventionally masculine. Describes a homosexual male whose behaviour resembles that of the traditional heterosexual or straight male stereotype. Often considered politically incorrect (or even homophobic) as a label, but can be used facetiously. May apply to gay males who exhibit conventional masculinity out of a genuine predisposition, as well as to those who affect it out of insecurity (sometimes to remain in the closet).
2. The gay male equivalent of the lipstick lesbian. As a social phenomenon, the "straight acting" homosexual breaks from gay stereotypes in a way comparable to the metrosexual's defiance of straight stereotypes. (Both labels rely on stereotypes in order to be understandable, even as they describe non-stereotypical behaviour.)
1. "I've never considered myself downright flaming, but my straight acting boyfriend makes me look sooo faggy."
2. "He's so straight acting he passed by my gaydar undetected."
3. "I hate the term 'straight acting.' I mean, who's to say that straight people aren't trying to act like US?"
by Marc January 27, 2004
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That's so straight

Response to "that's so gay". See: rigid, uptight.
She got her shoes at the dollar store? That's so straight.
by Bionic Femme September 26, 2005
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it's straight

A phrase synonymous with "it's all good" or "don't worry about it." This idiom starkly contrasts with its polar opposite phrase, "that's gay." I'm not sure when sexuality became a parallel point of reference for agreeability.
Guy 1: Hey man, I know I owe you 20 bills, but is it cool if I pay you back next week?

Guy 2: It's straight.
by YakLeader9 March 16, 2010
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