Ass Smear

The residue left behind, after sitting one's ass on a toilet seat... It is usually composed of body sweat, pubic hairs or other body secretions.

"Gross! Somebody left a slippery, Ass Smear in the women's bathroom toilet seat, again."

by BeanTownBeanery September 8, 2013

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Alan Shearer

The sexual act of cumming into the air and then heading it so it hits someone in the face

Your mum took an Alan Shearer from me

by Sawsaw382 June 17, 2016

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bra search

Another individual putting their hands up a females' top to find their bra and to then put their hands on top or under the bra.

Corey: dude did you see her rack?
Ricky: yeah i'd love to bra search her!

James: shit did does she even have any boobs under there?
Dan: haha doubt it, better bra search her and find out!

by teengirl99 June 14, 2016

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Snatch Smear

When a female rubs an item on her snatch before giving it to someone or placing back in its original location. This is the female equivalent of dirty dick.

I knew a waitress from some restaurant that used to snatch smear customer's toast and pancakes before serving them if they were rude to her.

by Mattoland March 12, 2017

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Timo sheard

Timo sheard is an American business executive, videographer, and music video director. His multimedia company,
B-Roll and FX Productions, started in 2015

Timo sheard directed that video

by Goliath1111 November 25, 2021

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