stacheitory

When a grown man attempts to grow a mustache, but the end result resembles what appears on the upper lip of a prepubescent teen (male or female).

The the patchy tufts of hair hair growing on Danny’s upper lip formed a perfect stacheitory.

by Five-high-guy June 5, 2021

statistics freak

A person or thing that is unusual is many statistics.

"You're british and you dont like tea? You're a statistics freak!"

by “”” August 3, 2021

Statistically Impossible

I've ran the numbers and it's statistically impossible that Mallory can miss Noah more than Noah misses Mallory, I mean the numbers say it all.

Its statistically impossible for her to miss me more.

by N3wt0n49 November 2, 2021

Statist

Judging peoples personality based off the state they live in

Hotdog stand owner in NY turns down a man from Texas because of his accent
The Texas man says "your a statist"

by Hashryn September 20, 2021

StathisCrossbones

Extroversion with characteristics that befits a person born in Greece lovers of western culture between night and day driving the harley he dreamed of. He likes women and the good life, living intensely with very lively years.

Iam my own revolution 1%
Stathiscrossbones

by Stathiscrossbones November 23, 2021

statist

A word used by pseudo-Libertarians who get all of their information from memes on Reddit another social media. Essentially, it means anyone that suggests government intervention in any way shape or form could be beneficial.

When I admitted I wanted to improve public transit, he called me a statist without asking me any details about it.

by Downvoting Victim April 22, 2022

Statistics

Statistics is the study of lying with facts.

This is technically based on facts but its a lie: Statistics show that more than 80% of dentists recommend Colgate.

by IKnowFax July 19, 2022