Stinging Nettle

An unfortunate turn of events during a round of golf, usually involving green prickly weeds, over indulgence of alcohol, a case of the shanks, or Frank Raneri.

During their annual Myrtle Beach golf trip, Sam ran in to multiple patches of Stinging Nettle!

by My Dixie Normous August 11, 2008

slanging me up

To teach or instruct someone (particularly a person in which the instructor has a strong fondness for and affinity with so that said bond is that much stronger) in the nuances of slang and urban vernacular.

"It's ok baby-boo, go make that paper." Andy said to Ally.
"I don't understand what you're saying to me, what does that mean?" Asked Ally as she squinted her hazel eyes not quite understanding what Andy was saying to her.
"It means go to work and eventually get paid" said Andy.
"You are totally slanging me up hun" said Ally with her eyes full of awe and wonder as she let out a cute and whimsical laugh.

by Fuzzypanda June 27, 2014

Standing ovation

Where a man develops a HUGE boner when he sees a hot chick.

Look! A standing ovation!

by poopscoopydoodoo August 25, 2019

Gout-standing

Adjective conveying cynical elation; most useful towards someone fishing for compliments referring to something boring, unimpressive or visually offensive.

Fredward: Do you guys like this pool of puss I made? It came out of this enormous pustule on my knee here!

Leonard: WOW, your knee and pool of puss are both gout-standing Fred.

by Ley2Lo February 9, 2010

Last man standing

When you're the last one at the party who hasn't either passed out or left.

Yo, how was the party last night?
It was fun, I was the last man standing though.

by Maggyisswaggy October 11, 2018

Standing Land Strip

While after your done with your fun, you stand above the female as she is laying down and you beat your meat over her so than when you cum, it flys all over her in such a way a plane would land on a land strip.

Wow I just 'Standing Land Striped' Shannon last night

by ScottyBallz April 29, 2007

69 Standing

This is where the guys stands against the wall facing away from it and holds the girl upside down against him while eating her pussy and she sucks his dick.

I almost broke my neck last night doing the 69 Standing.

by Badbytch November 13, 2018