squeezin' the tuna

1. The act of defecation characterized by abnormal fluidity and maladorous discharge

2. A runny and stanky dump

3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns

Jimmy Johns employee 1: "I need some help squeezin' the tuna. Want to help?"

Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."

Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"

by LoveMussel January 16, 2009

squeeching

to make a really loud, annoying noise.

The birds were squeeching so bad, that the people spoke loudly for the rest of their lives.

by MandeeConvery March 26, 2008

free squeezie

a free grab of someone else's body.

Hey girl, can I get a free squeezie before I leave.

by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

sneezing

The act of ejaculating or cumming if you are a man. So to "sneeze" means to cum.

I was sneezing so much last night when my girlfriend got her tits out.

by Henry Morgan June 14, 2007

squealing like a virgin

(v.) To be driving into corners too fast, and giving tire-squeal.

I was squealing like a virgin through the wide corners, because I approached from the inside.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Sneezing

To orally tell somebody about a new and interesting Web site.

He's been sneezing all morning about that website.

by Technoz April 18, 2006

smeezing

(verb) what a smut/skeezer does. The act of being a skeezer.

Tell your girl to stop smeezing.

by Cory n Jamez December 20, 2006