Splarge

The foul meaty goo produced when a bird impacts an aeroplane in mid-flight. Also produced in aerospace testing when raw chickens are fired at test aircraft at 500mph out of a cannon.

Ugh - the window is covered in splarge.

by syrtis August 2, 2011

spludge

To get cum and shit on at the same time.

Bro as she was going down on me i fucking spludged all over here, true story.

by Trinitylynn December 9, 2012

Splurging

Slerging - verb
Splerged - noun

The act of simply placing your penis in one's spouses' nose and ejaculating.

"DUDE! My girlfriend didn't want me to splooge in her mouth, but I insisted on Splurging in her nose.

by A black kid May 26, 2012

Spludge

The act of having water rise up your crotch, particularly after getting off of a water ride.

After I got off of the Wavebuster I was spludged so bad that I couldnt go to work.

After I went out with Tommy's mom last night I got spuuuudged so bad that I couldnt walk.

See also: Enima

by JcupBoodro July 28, 2010

spluge

verb: A liquid that escapes it's container. It could be a large roll of fat that spills over tight jeans. It could be icing that escapes the funnel you're squeezing to decorate a cake. It moves on it's own momentum after enough force has been applied.

Her nursing breasts spluged out of her bra when she bent over to pick up her crying baby.

by fuk-ola November 28, 2018

splurgle

V./ N.
V.= when a thick substance(usually the consistancy of cool ketchup) spills and quickly stains.
N.= The chunky stain resulting from the verb form of this word.

V.= "Oh Shitake! this thing just splurgled the ketchup all over me!"
N.= "This bites, ive got a soda splurgel on my new shirt."

by Dominus Nocti May 13, 2005

spludge

when cum drools all over your hand

i had a wank last night and spludge just drooled onto my hand before i gave it a good licking

by CAPS July 4, 2016