sprengdankulous yoinky sploinky

when you sprengdankulously hit that yoinky sploinky so hard you springdangledoink

bro when i sprengdankulously hit that yoinky sploinky i completely and utterly spingdangledoinked so hard

"sprengdankulous yoinky sploinky"

by spegson November 4, 2023

The yoinky sploinky

The yoinky sploinky is commonly a phrase referring to when someone is getting absolutely fucking jiggy with it, most commonly cowboy style. Anyone who does a dance this way is godlike.

“Yo dude, look at that guy hit the yoinky sploinky.”

“Holy crap your right! That’s epic man.”

by Kiddie swindler June 18, 2025

The ole' Yoinky Sploinky

When an older gentleman (usually with facial hair resembling that of an old prospector) approaches a woman and slaps her on the butt while shouting "There's gold in them there hills!"

Can somebody please call security? That creepy old guy just gave me "The Ole' Yoinky Sploinky"

by GodSammit626 November 2, 2025

Sploik

(Adj. Sploikery) When something makes a sloppy, messy, wet, disguisting sound, it is to be considered sploikery. If something is in the action of making that sound, it goes "sploik".

I didn't want to eat mom's experimental sauce because it looked too sploikery.

by Shplarg July 7, 2008

Splinking

The act of repeatedly bashing somebody with your gun in a video game while t bagging someone and jumping up and down.

Gamer 1: Hey look XX TypicalGT XX just killed someone
Gamer 2: ohh dude he is splinking all over him.

by MR. RM May 21, 2009

sproinkus

Sex with a cheap hooker in an even cheaper hotel room. Comes from the sound made by the mattress springs during sex.

"I met this hot chick at a party and an hour later we were doing the sproinkus in her parents' bed."

"There's no way I'm paying fifty bucks just to sproinkus!"

by draven1731 April 6, 2010

Sploint

Similar to a spliff, a sploint is a cigarette rolled with both tobacco and marijuana but has a specific ratio of 10% tobacco to 90% marijuana.

Jeff: "I got way higher than I thought I would off of that spliff"

Steve: "That was no spliff, that was a sploint."

by OG Snitch November 13, 2012