Splaf

The act of ejaculating over your girlfriends face.

Baby, can I splaf on your face tonight?

by Ozvaldez November 9, 2007

splodey pants

pampers full o' poo.

Oh Cameron, you've got some massive, stinky splodey pants!

by knittzilla January 2, 2008

smplof

shitting my pants laughing on the floor; a replacement of the growing obsoletness of texting terms such as haha, lol, and rofl

"when adam jizzed in his pants when our math teacher mrs. walker came into the room, i was smplof"

" when sarah's clothes got all wet and i could see her bare essentials, i was smplof"

by John Walkerson January 25, 2009

spliffsmith

Someone who is skilled at rolling spliffs or joints. Especially someone who rolls complicated pure spliffs.

Did you see that cross-joint? Whoever rolled that must be a spliffsmith.

by jzzzzzl February 23, 2010

slofty

Sloft Definitions: 1) "The 5am brain that is trying to be profound, but makes funny typo's." 2) slow slothful and soft. 3) see youtube videos of baby infant sloths.

I.E. SLOFTED: "The sinking feeling you get when you wake up in an ice bath in Mexico, missing a kidney."

(alternative uses Slofty, Slofted)

Better to be slofthearted and hardheaded than hardhearted and softheaded.

"I NEED A DOCTOR FOR I HAVE BEEN SLOFTED!!"

Enjoy your slofty Sunday morning.

Sloft hearted and hardheaded.

by The slofty Miss O. July 28, 2011

Spliffam

Spliffam describes being a typical lazy, unproductive waster with a 'need for weed' attitude. They tend to live off takeaways and constantly smell of weed, drinking only fizzy drinks instead of water.

"Don't be a Spliffam"

Person 1 "Hey Dude coming over to Ben Shippam's for a joint tonight?"
Person 2 "Ben Shippam? Don't you mean Ben Spliffam?"

by Spliffam June 2, 2016

Spliff Gang

The Sqaud that smokes a ton of spliffs.

"Yo let's go chill with the Spliff Gang

by RAIL-X-ROAD November 3, 2017