Spliff Snob

One who only consumes cannabis through medium of spliff.

Luke: Yo ask John if he wants to come outside and hit this L
Zach: Nah, that bro is a spliff snob, he won't touch this blunt.
John: Wtf are you guys smoking that shit for you're wasting so much nug!

by chxlarm October 11, 2010

Splarf

A slur used against people who have speech impediments

- Dude did you see Kate? She is always misspelling words.
- Yeah man she’s a Splarf

by mclovinmclovinmclo June 17, 2020

Flat Spliff

Noun; A marijuana cigarette that has been in your back pocket so long that it is flat.

I am kicking back illing with a Flat Spliff.

by Hugh G. Rekshon August 29, 2014

splarf

It's what a small baby spits up. Milk- and saliva-based goo.

Sweet Pea just splarfed on Olive's shoulder again!

by Dave January 21, 2004

Splitfire

When a guys pisses dual streams out of his penis. Generally, said individual has dried ejaculate on the tip of his dick causing such effect. The effect is short lived as the stream will weaken and dissolve the dried spunk. Named after the popular spark plug model.

Dude 1: Control your piss, it's getting everywhere.

Dude 2: Sorry man, I have a splitfire going on here.

by The Traxmaster2 January 8, 2012

spliff joint

an area of land in maynooth, ireland. popular for under age drinking

a group af teenagers called the SJ crew hang out there

the spliff joint is also called the SJ

"here man where you drinking tonight?"
"spliff joint probably.."

"right i'll see down the SJ"

by A nagan and three March 30, 2008

spliffin

An exlamation of extreme awesomeness.
This is based of the context of a spliff.

Man that car sure was spliffin.

by LazyRollo May 17, 2005