Spenser

hottie who likes to call selmas ass beautiful :)

"Damn your ass was lookin beautiful today, Selma" -spenser

by sushiluver January 15, 2004

Svendsen

A Svendsen; The sweat between your balls and your asshole. Commonly referred to as taint sweat or ass butter. Usually has a salty or shitty smell.

" Dude I've been playing ball all day my junk is all svendsen."

by BeallBad August 16, 2011

spend a car

Euphemism for spending a large amount of money on something. A relatively large expense.

'Those are your options, but if you want to spend a car on it...' or 'Thanks, but I don't want to spend a car on it'.

by mixmage March 21, 2006

Speedshitting

While dating a girl - particularly in the first awkward weeks - speedshitting refers to the act of taking a very fast shit in her appartment's/dowm room's bathroom, as to induce her to thing you were only - harmlessly - urinating.

Girl: "We spend a lot of time together...but I noticed...err"
Boy: "Yes?"
Girl "You...never seem to do a numer two!!"
Boy "Well...I was speedshitting"

by Brezzo85 June 28, 2011

spenden sims

Spenden Sims is a very loyal, sexy , funny, motivated man who every woman would love to be with. Even if he never give me a chance I will always have love for him. Mr Dec.4th.

Spenden Sims has been a cool dude since the 80s.

by Tatilovehard November 16, 2016

spend-the-night

The act of spending the night with another person (male or female) that would allow that person spending the night to go to sleep and wake up next to the person they desire to spend the night with.

A sleepover.

"Trevor often asks Brittney if he can spend-the-night but rarely does she accept his request. She will often reply with maybe or will ignore his attempt and change the subject" See also hard to get

by Chucklesburg March 20, 2013

Spenis

A phallic creature created with the Spore Creature Creator.

Most of these creatures are made to dance in ways that cause their protrusions to wobble joyfully.

Also known as Spore Penis Creatures.

Wow, that's a pretty rad Spenis you've created there, now make it dance.

by Roll Tony June 19, 2008