sofa injunction

When your wife insists you sleep on the couch after she finds out the details of your super injunction and stops believing that you and that cheap whore are "just friends".

Jon: I hear Ryan Giggs got served a sofa injunction.
Emma: Ouch. That's got to hurt.
Jon: Not really, he's pretty into shemming.

by dontknockit May 25, 2011

sofa kink

a kink that you want to have sex with sofas.

Woah emeli, your sofa kink has gotten worse

by drbarnes8274 November 19, 2021

Sofa potato

Somebody who sits on the sofa all day and doesnt socialise

Theo is a sofa potato he doesnt do anything.

by Apache atack helicopter October 18, 2022

Sofa Head

The 2021 United States President

Did you guys see how much of a sofa head Joe Biden is?

by Joe Bidens Worst Nightmare September 02, 2021

Sofa Talker

A person who's half asleep trying to talk as if they're fully awake.

"Eric was sofa talking when he told me what to put as the definition of a Sofa Talker"

by celaa January 02, 2010

Beat the Sofa

In terms of weight loss, to lose a set amount of weight in under 12 weeks (the average Sofa delivery timescale)

"I've got 14lbs to lose, I need to lose 1.5lbs a week to beat the Sofa!"

"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"

by LailaRose January 27, 2012

Sofa-fu

Sofa-fu is a self-defense mechanism that is learnt by vigorously beating your sofa. Punches, Kicks or anything but with a sofa you can destroy all

Man, I'm gonna destroy Orange in a sofa-fu battle

by syrupapple May 23, 2019