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Coconut Lemonade Smoothie

When a person (usually a man) busts a nut and urinates at the same time creating a smoothie like consistency.
Carl: "Damnit Jim I'm about to BUST!"
Jim: "What flavor will it be this time?"
Carl: "It's going to be a Coconut Lemonade Smoothie!"
by CaptainNibs January 24, 2021
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Fruit Smoothie

Advanced sexual maneuver which involves a male inserting fruit into a woman's lady parts, and then mashing them up with his penis until the fruit is the texture of a smoothie.
I needed protein because I had just worked out and I was horny so I gave my girlfriend a fruit smoothie, thereby killing 2 birds with 1 stone.
by Just call me Job September 27, 2010
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Passion Fruit Smoothie

A sexual term referring to the biological excretion left over upon a man's ejaculation mixing with a woman's menstration or period causing the creation of a smooth thick pinkish gel.
After intercourse the young couple hopped in the shower together to wash off the passion fruit smoothie before it dried;

Dan is a nasty muthaf*cka! He likes to eat his passion fruit smoothies
by Hubmonster January 7, 2010
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Strawberry Smoothie

When you cum in a girl on her period then continue fucking to mix it up. Then proceed to let the girl squat over your mouth and queef the pink liquid into your mouth.
My cousin made me a tasty ass strawberry smoothie this Christmas
by ThaPussayDestroyer February 4, 2020
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Smoothie Queen

Queen at giving good blowjobs. smoothie
"Shes the smoothie queen, she gives the best head."
by AnNiE the SMOOTHIE queen November 3, 2005
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Strawberry Smoothie

The mixture of semen and menstrual blood during sexual intercourse.
Leah and I were having sex last night and just after I ejaculated we noticed that there was a strawberry smoothie in between us.
by Laenadhreww January 17, 2009
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Cincinnati Smoothie

A combination of piping hot semen and any organic fruit juice, well shaken, with the consistancy of a yogurt smoothie.
Jack was shocked to discover that his protein shake had been replaced with a Cincinnati Smoothie.
by P-nasty the Chuta April 5, 2010
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