Slowtarded

1.Being slow, yet retarded at the exact same time, which was once thought to be impossible. Until but Rebecca Black proved us wrong.

2. When someone says something really stupid that makes like absolutely no sense, and makes you think the could possibly be retarded.

3. Another word for Justin Bieber.

Omg, did you hear that one girls dumb ass answer to todays math question!? That shit was just plain slowtarded.

by A Human Urban Dictionary June 7, 2011

slort

someone fake. a combination of the words slut, hoe, whore, thot, and idiot. often someone who thinks theyre hot but is really not

ew that girl over there has no ass and a flat chest and shes all over my boyfriend. what a slort

by notkatielol March 21, 2017

shortay

One's Bitch

Yo! Shortay, grab ma gun and suck ma dick!

by ur.mums.chest.hair May 15, 2010

sorta almost kinda maybe

Replaces the word maybe

Kid#1: Hey, you wanna rent a movie?
Kid#2: Sorta almost kinda maybe.

by {HR}Cloud October 28, 2006

slarta

Slarta is a way of saying the common goodbye saying "see you later", however it was invented by a complete utter twat whose head generates enough gleam to make taffs sean john look like limestone. What king of moron from woolworth(near peckham) trys to act hard and start on H4><3R?, people these days dont know who they are dealing with.

Twat from Woolworth opens his crap mouth and says "Kippa Slarta".

by Andrew Cousins December 13, 2003

shortass

A short ass.

Scottie

by Bob May 24, 2003

kinda-sorta

pronounced-kind-of-sort-of kinda-sorta is means No or NOPE , but you dont actually want to say the word NO

Hey Swizzle Steve did you pick up the tools and mess you made after you stayed up all nite wrenching on that piece-of-crap bike of yours in the garage all nite . "ummmmmm kinda-sorta yea i did

by SKOL-6 September 15, 2005