shattered

to have ones hips broken, tail bone cracked, and pelvis bruised....crushed knock the bottom out of me

last night my boy friend completely shattered me.... girlfriend, rick hit me so hard last night i was shattered for the rest of the weekend. also my friend Rick owns to cats that he shatters regularly..

by rita joan santelli July 14, 2006

boal shattered

dumbass nigga jackson dropped a boal and shit shattered during among us

person 1: brb, boal shattered
person 2: really nigga

by chink monkey November 3, 2020

slather ass

A slow driver. Most often seen driving 5 under in the left lane of the interstate.

Hurry up and get around this slather ass, dude.

by Leroy Spunkin January 8, 2008

scattered ass

when a girl walks and she makes that shit CLAP, like a standing ovation.

Ricky: Damn, that girl gotta scattered ass!

Me: What the hell is a "scattered ass?"

Ricky: When a girl walks and she has so much ass it looks like tiny people are doing the wave in a packed stadium

by Siph6 January 4, 2009

slammered

when you are so drunk you fall and break your face

dude, he drank vlad and got slammered, now his moneymaker is ruined

by the short train April 17, 2010

Slammered

The point at which an individual has consumed so much alcohol they cannot keep it together anymore.

Sloppy+Hammered=Slammered

After that last game of beer pong Susy couldn't walk straight, put a sentence together, or keep herself off anyone. Totally slammered.

by w0rdchef January 26, 2011

shattered dream sans

hes hot and hes MINE

i wanna smash shattered dream sans right fucking now

by jjajjme.872 August 13, 2022