dewlappy slappy

(verb-used with or without an object) When your woman or female gets out of line, disrespects you or your homeboys, or just needs a good ol' slapping. You give her a hard but not bruising slap on the vagina, try to miss the clit, as too light a slap may in fact cause her pleasure, and that is not the goal of a dewlappy slappy.

Allan: Sandra said my tie was ugly.

Steve: Did you give her a good dewlappy slappy.

Allan: Right on the va-jay-jay.

by scottdewlap May 13, 2009

times square slappy

When you are wasted and your asshole friends pulls your clothes off in a public place. They then hold your hands over your head and slap your fat stomach.

Brendan was being an asshole in the bar so his dickhead friends gave him a Times Square Slappy in front of everyone. Or. Look at that fuck face over there, let's go serve him with a Times Square Slappy.

by Kobrakys April 13, 2017

Happ-slappy

Happ-Slappy is like slap happy, its laughing to the point of passing out. It is a step above the rest in amusement.

Wow dude your laughing so hard your happ-slappy!
Goddamn that bitch is happ-slappy

by The Toaster Strudlers January 31, 2010

mad slappy

To be very very violent with whoever try's anything with you.

Yo imma go mad slappy on this guy if he doesn't get out my face.

by madtraddy July 14, 2017

slopy slappy butixcake

When u fuck ur girl so hard se shits in her ass and den u take salt and put it in her buttox

I want you to slopy slappy butixcake

by Hans gutenhagen May 27, 2019

Tallahassee Slappy

Is when you shove your hand someone anal. Then pull out and slap them until they turn red or black out

My boyfriend gave me a Tallahassee slappy until I could handle it

by Software129 February 10, 2026

ur granpappy got slappy

worse than ur granny tranny and cannot be reverses by no u. deadly weapon.

Joe: ur mom gay
Dan: no u
Joe: ur granpappy got slappy
Dan: *dissolves*

by alien_god May 11, 2018