Slappy

Person(s), usually male, who have slaptastic attributes. They slap around in the most slapful way, a way that only a true Slappy could slap. Their natural habitats include wooded areas & various squatting zones. Slappy’s are the most Slapping slappers of all humanity. To have encountered a Slappy makes you immediately blessed and cursed with the loyalty of a slappy.

(WARNING: DO NOT APPROACH A SLAPPY WHILE THEY ARE HIBERNATING IN A VEHICLE / WHEN THEY ARE SMOKING EARTHY SUBSTANCES)

I.e. “slappy broke the (_____) again”
Or
“Slappy slapped around hard last night, he kicked his sister off the porch while yelling ‘THIS IS SPARTA”

Common slappy phrases: “uh” “yuoh” “is that a snock!”

by Billzer duh Killzer October 29, 2018

Slappy steak

The act of back handing someone while wearing rubber boots.

Henry's father was so mad, he gave him the good ol slappy steak.

by Steak daddy July 10, 2018

Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023

Slappy

Someone who cheers for a team when they have no reason or affiliation to the team whatsoever.

Dude, I'm the Cowboys biggest fan!
I thought you were from North Carolina?!
I am.
You're a slappy!

by Savage3OO6 January 24, 2023

Slappy Syndrome

When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.

One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite

Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women

"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"

by Ilove11 February 6, 2023

slappy cock

The best DJ of the century, Crusty cock juices too

Slappy cock has crusty balls

by yufgawf December 28, 2023

Slappy Granny

A dirty old Goon who makes slapping noises tapping it’s old punani

That old Slappy Granny is making loud noises

by Carlos de la Cerda February 3, 2024