Snicker To Self

What one really means when they type or say "LOL".
Acronym: STS.

Bob: "That was hilarious!! *Laugh out loud*"
Bill: "It was alright. *Snicker to self*"

by Bonch Nifkin January 21, 2013

snicker hole

The butthole.

That spicy food really melted my snicker hole.

by Muff the man January 23, 2020

Two Sacker

A female having an appearance of such hideous nature that not one, but two sacks are required to facilitate consensual intercourse between the female and a second party. The sacks are referred to formally as the principal and secondary sacks. The principal sack is placed over the head of the aforementioned female and serves as precautionary measure in the prevention of unnecessary visual exposure by the second party. Such visual exposures have previously been observed to cause severe gastric disturbances resulting in projectile fluid discharge--not to be confused with sexual lubricants (unsuitable viscosity). The secondary sack, more commonly known as the "safety net" is placed over the second parties head as a means of N+1 redundancy. Thus, should the principle sack fail (i.e., become banged off), the secondary sack shall become the primary means of visual protection. It should be well noted that neither sack is intended nor capable of preventing pregnancy or STDs.

Sam: Dude, I accidentally banged the principle sack straight off this two sacker the other day.

Nick: Holy shit. Dude you gotta be more careful.

Sam: Yea man, good thing I had my secondary sack stapled to my forehead.

Nick: Thank god for the N+1 rule.

by threeleggeddog July 13, 2012

not much snickers

to have something bad happen; to be let down; something not living up to expectations

"last nite i dropped my phone into the toilet"
"man thats not much snickers"

by mat n caz May 18, 2007

dip your snickerdoodle in my coffee

An invitation for initializing a lesbian relationship

Hey, girl. We have been friends for years, and I am tired of guys. So can You dip your snickerdoodle in my coffee?

by Theconstant May 16, 2018

snicker

1. A snide, slightly stifled laugh.

2.(adjective) looking kinda good, sexy (see example below)

As heard in Lost S04E06 15min:
"So Juliette, what do you think of Ben?"
"He's great. Very smart, and intense, challenging. He's been really good to me."
"Of course he has, you look just snicker."

by aniki June 12, 2008

Snickering

To scratch one’s butthole with all fingers, including the thumb and pinky

Cyrus, stopping snickering at the dinner table!

by Dbagmel December 26, 2017