Shaffeln

Walking really slow by moving your weight a little bit forward so that you'll move without putting an effort in it.

Cool guy: Hey there, SNAIL... YOU ARE SLOW
Idc: I ain't I Shaffel

When 2 or more people do it, it is called Shaffeln

by Vipee April 19, 2010

jersey shuffle

Crossing more than 3 lanes of traffic in a vehicle without pausing or using a turnsignal, usually to get to an exit.

That b***h sideswiped me tryin' pull a jersey shuffle.

by bdguyjersey April 2, 2006

truffle shuffle

to hold and shake your stomach, from the movie "goonies"

did you see Cedric the Entertainer do the truffle shuffle after the show?

by spltbird November 25, 2002

kansas city shuffle

Can be used in relation to anything involving distraction and misdirection by which you get everyone to look one way, while whatever you're doing involves going the other way.

When everyone else moves right, you move left. That is what a Kansas City Shuffle is.

by Maness May 14, 2006

ickey shuffle

When you finish taking a dump in an empty public restroom then realize there is no toilet paper and no one to help you, you are forced to stand up and shuffle over to the next stall with your pants down by your ankles. The cold crap swishing between you buns is nothing if not "ickey" - you're doing the Ickey Shuffle.

Man, I took the dump of my life a work but realized too late there was no toilet paper. I had to do the Ickey Shuffle over to the next stall to get some paper.

by Walter Pemacin May 12, 2008

kansas city shuffle

When you look left and Bruce Willis snaps your neck

The Kansas City Shuffle is when everyone looks left....
::unsuspecting sap looks left::
::Snap::

by Midboss December 10, 2006

Jensen Shuffle

When a drunkard proceeds to get tremendously inebriated or black-out drunk and wanders away from a group of friends, drinking establishment, or watering hole and "jensen shuffles" their way home. Often the shuffler will pass by a fast food restaurant or street meat vendor only to find the food mangled the next day in their home.

Brian: Where did Cole go last night?

Tyler: I don't know, I think he jensen shuffled home last night.

by Superhighme June 3, 2011