Skip to main content

Splatterpunk

1)One of many genres that emerged in early 70s horror, mostly as a result of the Vietnam war. Specifically slasher films and zombie films, or any sub-genre of horror that uses extreme violence and explicit gore.
2)Also a fan of these genres
1)Tom Savini is most well known for his pioneering work in the early splatterpunk films

2)I watched Romero's trilogy this weekend like a good little splatterpunk
by Opopanax December 28, 2005
mugGet the Splatterpunk mug.

Splatterhorn

The act of draining ones vaginal discharge into the bell of a trumpet, whilst one continues to play thus trumpet using ones buttocks to produce enough air pressure to continue on spraying his or partner(s) in the face.
The buds and I were splatterhorning last night!
by Duncan McClure May 23, 2009
mugGet the Splatterhorn mug.

Mind Over Splatter

A phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. One gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (Masturbating) the odds of "Mind over Splatter" occuring depend on the how pleasing something is to you and your state of mind.
Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.

Tim: Mind over Splatter?

Mike: You know it.
by Steve the Angry Patriot June 24, 2009
mugGet the Mind Over Splatter mug.

slattern determinant

In quantum erotics, a slattern determinant is an expression for the ravefunction of a many-femmeion system, which by construction satisfies the Poly principle.
The Whortree-Fuck method assumes that the exact, N-body ravefunction of the system can be approximated by a single slattern determinant (in the case where the entities are femmeions) or by a single permanent (in the case of hosons) of N spun-orbitals.
by Daron Sykes December 7, 2006
mugGet the slattern determinant mug.

splatter dragon

The remnants of a big, gross toiletbowl blowout. When someone deficates in the toilet with such velocity that feces is blown all over the sides and underneath the seat.
Man after eating all of that spoiled seafood, that dude ran in there and shook the walls with an explosive, gross splatter dragon! I would hate to be the janiter on that one!
by johnnyc692011 December 12, 2011
mugGet the splatter dragon mug.

splatter factor

A measurement used to determine how much something, usually low quality food or alcoholic beverages, will make you shit your brains out. Could be referenced in regards to poop travel time, odor of shit, as well as explosiveness of diarrhea. It is widely accepted by many that "Colt 45 Blast" was aptly named in reference to having an astronomically high splatter factor.
"Damn homie, I just polished off a few Four Lokos and some bad indian food. I've had to hit the shitter 5 times in the last 3 hours. That's some major splatter factor.
by BigLerk206 December 16, 2013
mugGet the splatter factor mug.

splattershat

Past tense- a bowel movement that splatters out from the anus onto the sides of the toilet bowl or where ever else the anus may have been aimed
Dude, do you have a towel in here? I just splattershat all over...sorry.
by SplatsMcGatts April 8, 2016
mugGet the splattershat mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email