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shitter squatter

A person who spends a good majority of the day on the shitter, usually the nice roomy one on the end, doing usefull things like checking email, looking at pictures of cats, primping his pubes, and just generally wasting time so as not to be forced into doing any actually work.
Any time I have the urge to purge I check our resident shitter squatter's office to make sure he is present and accounted for.

Jim: "Where's Warren?"
Steve: "Check the bathroom, I haven't seen that shitter squatter in 45 minutes."
by JesterPrim October 28, 2014
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Shiternet

When your internet is a steaming pile of shit and does nothing but crash websites, streaming services, and makes you want to throw your device like a bowling ball at group of babies and puppies.
My shiternet won’t let me watch midget porn.

I’m trying to binge through Come Fly With Me but my shiternet keeps doing me dirty.
by BabyDee22 May 11, 2018
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shittercock

When during anal sex you identify that the other person has shit on your cock, making it a shittercock.
Hey girl....this feels real good... wait... omg no! You gave me the shittercock!!!!
by MilitaryIndustrialComplex July 19, 2018
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Shiternet

Bro, why do u have shiternet. He’s lagging so much
by DanTheMan647866 August 20, 2021
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Shitterbot

An online gamer who is terrible at the game. Can be a shooting/sports/racing game etc… They lack skill and are perfect for matching up against but terrible to have on your team.
*Game Searching* Me- “Please give me a Shitterbot”

“Fuck, half my teammates are Shitterbots”
by TdogGBs July 30, 2022
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Shitter Bitter

When your mad and can’t think of anything to say…

Popularized from streamer h0ldenlol.
(Dies in video-game) BROOO YOU LITTLE SHITTER BITTER
by StephGgurl June 17, 2023
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Swedish Shifter

In Sweden it is required to learn and test out in a manual transmission car for your license. So Swedes are quite proficient with handling sticks while driving. To receive pleasure while performing vertical stroking hand to genital contact (hand job) while driving is also referred to as a Swedish Shifter.
Dude Sofie gave me a fucking banging Swedish Shifter. I came for a mile on the highway.
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