dog shelf 

The floor

"get on the dog shelf where you belong"

dog shelf by KerrAvon October 10, 2003

bottom shelf nigga 

That type of nigga always looking for a handout.

That nigga King Trav be over here everyday looking for some shit. He a bottom shelf nigga. Ain't no charity up in here.

bottom shelf nigga by Oatmeal787 November 16, 2015

boob shelf 

The semi-horizontal space created by the top-side of boobs; depth and slope determined by cup size and perkiness.

NOT Boob Shelf.

"When she eats chips, she gets a lot of crumbs on her boob shelf", or "When I sit in my recliner, my kitten likes to nap on my boob shelf."

boob shelf by Chicadee March 5, 2011

kill shelf

The shelf of liquor bottles that you've finished

Yo look at that frat's kill shelf

kill shelf by Rustic bitch face September 23, 2015

People Shelf 

A small to medium sized object that should be capable of holding at least one person. Also may be known as a Sofa or a chair.

Hey, you got anywhere to sit?
Yeah, the people shelf's right over there.

People Shelf by Anhilliator1 October 15, 2016

Toilet Shelf 

That weird thing that you really don’t know the name of that basically acts as a toilet lid. That thing is used most as a shelf for random shit in your house. Ranging anywhere from tampons to sea glass and dried starfish! On top of that, it can even be used as an insanely overpowered killing machine if used with blunt force to the head, just like during a zombie apocalypse.

Hey did you set the salad on the toilet shelf? I swear Laura if you did again this time I’m going to kick your ass!

Toilet Shelf by Boy Scout Socks March 27, 2021

Beer Shelf 

A big ass that serves double duty as a slam piece and a place to rest your beer.

I am going to need some Modelo's to go... this latina girl is coming over and she has a perfect beer shelf.

Beer Shelf by BronzeBullcocks April 1, 2010