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Bottom Shelf Brad

Usually but not exclusively a poor or working class white male that has severe anger issues. They usually target women of color(particularly black women)feeding off of their insecurities and gullibility.

They can be vehemently racist, extremely violent and destructive. They know that being White alone can be enough to get by in Urban areas and take full advantage of it.
Person 1 - Yo you heard about Keyshia new boyfriend

Person 2 - Yeah I heard he just got out of jail due to child porn charges

Person 1 - Welp, he just went back because he just killed her

Person 2 - Oh damn....Typical Bottom Shelf Brad
by Ant0091 December 31, 2020
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shaffering

when an individual likes everything on Facebook.
past term: shaffed
"hey, i just shaffed the shit out of her page"

"who's that chick that keeps liking everything, she's shaffering all over my wall."
by dont.worry.about. it January 21, 2011
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Columbus Shelf

A variation of The Top Shelf. The act of defecating in the glove box of a coworkers automobile.
Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.
by Jesse November 19, 2003
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Meat Shelf

The Fold of Gut that hangs over someones pants when they have had 1,000 too many doughnuts.
That guy should wear a bigger shirt so we cant see his Meat shelf.
by Jim Reed May 16, 2006
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put up a shelf

My wife had a headache last night, so I put up a shelf
by lxb112 August 11, 2010
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Elf on the Shelf: Tree Rule

-If a christmas tree is put up the elf get extra power and more magic.
-If it has been touched than the power rehabilitates and it can have an acception of moving again.
-the tree must be decorated only past 9 and have at least one child under the age of 12 to work.
-Santa will then give back the powers of the Elf and make it stronger than before.
- Don't touch!
-Put up tree
-More power
#Elf on the Shelf: Tree Rule
by Santa Claus-Elf Watcher November 23, 2013
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friends shelf

Usually pertaining to guys, the friends shelf is when a girl labels you a friend, disallowing you to be anything more then "just friends".
I am on the friends shelf because this girl hangs out with me and we get along great but i will never be more then a friend to her.
by Tongnar July 11, 2006
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