between the sheets

A phrase that can be used at the end of any fortune cookie parable.

"In the near future you will have friends and fame...between the sheets."

by zoo007 March 23, 2004

freaky sheets

to grab some sheets with a friend, then go to a public area, put on the sheets and dance around while singing 'freaky freaky sheets, sheets of freaky, freaky sheets, freaky sheets' while filming it for youtbe.

when your sheets start attacking you in the workplace

to be a freak in the sheets {whether this is done with other people or just you and the sheets is up to you}

"It's the attack of the killer freaky sheets!"

The freak is the sheets.

"So then I went into work high on cold medication and saw a bunch of sheets running around"

by Crazy Word Bitch September 16, 2009

Hitting the Sheets

1. Having Sex 2. Making Whoopie 3. Fucking

I heard Joe and Melissa were hitting the sheets last night and he spladoodled in her face.

by T-Money /Taylor K. May 13, 2005

Dan Sheets

He's the man and everybody knows it...

"Who's the man?" everyone.."DAN SHEETS!"

by follower of the man March 5, 2009

three sheets to the wind

This old saying indicating how a person walk after having too much to drink originated in New England. Wind mills used for grinding grain had four blades. Big sheets (similar to sails) where stretched across the blades (or woven between the slates). The wind mill would wobble when only three blades were loaded, hence the term "three sheets to the wind"

After consuming a bottle of rum, Bob was walking as if he had three sheets to the wind.

by Batwings August 30, 2006

three sheets to the wind

REALLY REALLY drunk. like, so drunk you just start saying random shit like "Brain boitano stole our ass spoones" or "stahy away, i go ta niphe".

"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE OUR ASS SPOONES!!!"

sober up dude...

by anti February 9, 2005

Dirty Cat Paw Sheets

When a cat jumps on your bed with dirty paws and makes them dirty also.

"Dude I went over this chicks house and she had total Dirty Cat Paw Sheets (dcps)!"
"Awww, no way man, thats gross"
" I know, it sucked cause I really wanted to bang her!"

by op rolling December 2, 2009