shamalaka

A crush that you deeply like and occasionally stalk

my shamalaka looks so good today I love him

by _Shamalaka_ June 17, 2016

Pile of shame

That stack games you purchased but never got around to playing. They are a monument to consumerism and a constant reminder of just how lazy you are as a person.

"Pile" refers to ancient times where games were purchased in cardboard boxes you could lend friends and not virtual versions you can't.

Also stack of shame, shelf of shame

- Hey man, it's the Steam sale, everything 95% off!

- Oh great, more stuff to feed my pile of shame.

by LexMajor1 May 28, 2020

Shaelyn

THICC as fuck, kind hearted, gorgeous, and a great friend

Oh hands down I would cuff shaelyn

by Use code keem June 6, 2018

Sprint of Shame

What occurs when women on the Maury Show hear the words "You are NOT the father".

After it was proven she was mistaken about paternity, she did the Sprint of Shame to Maury's backstage area.

by Eric Ogunbase August 5, 2007

Shambly

Adjective. The state of being where one's life is in "shambles." Typically occurs the morning after fraternity parties or during exam weeks.

That girl looked quite shambly on her walk of shame this morning.

by Fratthew April 2, 2010

Car of Shame

A car sitting by itself in the bar parking lot the next morning.

Which means:
a. you got too wasted to drive or
b. you rode home with a "date"
c. you need to sneak back and pick it up before everyone sees it and knows what you did.

Tom: Hey, I need a favor.
Dave: Sure, what is it?
Tom: Just woke up and I need a ride to pick up my "car of shame" from the bar.
Dave: (Laughing) Be right there!

by BeezerKR December 5, 2009

shame gravy

n: sperm produced, specifically, while doing something shameful.

Damn, got shame gravy on my Tranny Granny magazine again!

by StayPuffed December 28, 2005