Senior Project

Acronym: SP

1) A project destined to unlimited procrastination by the senior class until far past the 11th hour of the final night causing most seniors to skip many days of school in an attempt to "get a start on" or "complete" the incomprehensible derogatory assignment and in tern either have a long string of sexual intercourse, or to seek the need for a sexcratary, or a long excursion to the beach or long days on xbox live or world of warcraft.

Senior 1: So dude, I stayed home to do my senior project today.

Senior 2: How much did you get done?

Senior 1: Well dude, I tried to start, then I had to pee... then I was hungry so I had a sex biscuit.

by Mrchace January 22, 2009

Señor Bitchface

Professional European football player David Villa (pronunciation in english: Dahveed Veeah).

Currently playing on club level for wonderful F. C. Barcelona in Spain in La Liga (also called Primera Division) and has been a consistent player for the Spanish national team (with the number 7 on his shirt).

Villa is commonly known and also very famous for his ability to make bitchfaces.

Villa has been awarded 1st place in the "bitchface" category and is without arguing and the leading expert in his field. (See winning pictures on www.kickette.com).

Villa has therefore been given the name "Señor Bitchface".

Google him online and you'll see the pictures with Señor Bitchface (posted on www.kickette.com on a few different occasions) and don't forget to look at Fernando Torres's bitchfaces too while you're at it (2nd place).

by Barcelista June 15, 2010

Miami Beach Senior High

The worst school imaginable filled with crack heads and wiggers

"i hope your not Miami Beach Senior High trash, are you?"

by Ms. Rodriguez August 4, 2019

señora

Ma'am in spanish

Hola Señora, ¿Como estas?

by AC December 21, 2003

senioritis

A virus which seems to affect mainly second semester seniors, with few eceptions (First semester Seniors etc). This virus can be deadly to one's grades, as the carrier becomes totally apathetic about their grades, classes, homework etc. This results in many "Zeros ( 0 )" or failing grades - ultimately leading to the drastic lowering of the grade in the carrier's classes. Side effects include: Failure to give a shit, complete and utter apathy, and not graduating with the carrier's class.

Parent: Why did you fail this class?
Carrier: I didn't study.
Parent: Why?
Carrier: Senioritis

by synorgy June 18, 2005

seniorism

An action, usually negative (but sometimes funny) most often associated with people of a certain age.

One of Mom's many seniorisms is constantly losing her housekeys, which often turn up in some pocket or other. She's always stashing and forgetting.

by Ward Smith October 27, 2012

Senior Slump

When second and third semester seniors stop doing their homework, give up on extra-curricular that actually requires work, develop mysterious illnesses, sleep until noon on a Tuesday, "forget" to go to gym class that just happens to clash with a sample sale and cut other classes to go home and hook up with their boyfriends or better have sex.

"Where is my Senior gym class?"
"Either still in bed asleep, in bed "ill" or in bed with each other."
"It's second semester, it must be the senior slump."

by LucieRibbons March 1, 2009