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sebastard

Anyone named Sebastian who happens to also be a bastard (literally or figuratively)
dude1"whats that asshole's name again?"
dude2"uhhh sebastian I think."
dude1"you mean sebastard"
by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006
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Sebastian

A demon butler to Ciel Phantomhive. Is creepy, amusing, sexy and downright one hell of a butler. From the show Black Butler.
Ciel: Where is my tea, Sebastian?
Sebastian: Right here my lord. I also have your lesson plans and have killed the dred demon, as you had asked.
Ciel: Oh, have you?
Sebastian: Yes. For you see, a Phantomhive butler who can't do this much isn't worth his salt.
by SebastianFaithfulServant October 13, 2010
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Sabian

An absolutely insanely sexy man, has an absolute horse cock but rarely uses it, slightly above average in many ways, really funny, has a tendency to go for the very wrong people.
Man I WISH i could be as sexy as Sabian.
by daddyhorsepp June 3, 2020
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Sebastian

1. A tall, dark, and handsome kind of guy with big dreams and an even bigger heart. Overflowing with charisma and personality, tending to attract every female in a one mile radius. Friendly to all, but only opens up to those he's really close with. A good judge of character by most people's standards.
2. Usually an exotic breed, of a foreign background. Most often fluent in more than one language.
3. Having statuesque features, like that of a Roman God; devastatingly good-looking.
1. Wow, do you see that devilishly handsome guy over there? He must be a Sebastian!
2. From this angle, he has all the features of a Sebastian.
3. His words are like poetry, and he sounds like he could be a Sebastian.
by yourartgotmehere February 3, 2010
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Sebastopol

A foo foo gift shop with streets where the stoned rich hippies clash with the older rednecks. A place where crystal shops and pot clubs outnumber hardware stores. A place that is so psychotically pro-kid and anti-conservative that they will call CPS if you frown at your kid and will hurt or maim or beat you up in the name of anti-violence and anti-war. A proudly nuke-free green zone with the only green party majority of any sized city in America and the one city in America most likely to defect to communist Russia or China. A small town that actually thinks that the rest of the US cares about their stance on anything political. A place where rich liberal white people who dress like unbathed Rastafarians or East Indian hemp bedecked Pachuli scented hippis parade around in spiritual judgement of other white people even though they have never lived in a non-white neighborhood or been immersed in a Haitian or Asian Ghetto. A place where the average resident drives a Prius while living in a 4000 square foot vacation home with a $3000/month utility bill because of their pot plant green houses.
Lets go to SEBASTOPOL man because EVERYONE pays attention to what happens in SEBASTOPOL (toke toke)
by TaiSpike March 11, 2011
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sebi

I feel sebi
by GV819 December 6, 2019
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Sebastian

She wants a big dick kinda guy like Sebastian
by Streetthugga January 29, 2021
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