omaha scorcher

When a woman that has an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations and you allow her to defacate on your bare face. In other words when she has diarrhea and you let her shit on your face.

After you gave me that blumpkin it really put me in the mood for an omaha scorcher.

by Green Goblin1111 January 2, 2011

scorched earth

characterized by utilizing all methods of legal research, including but not limited to secondary sources, digests, headnotes, terms and connectors, etc.

It seems as if you've under-utilized some important legal research tools; remember, you need to use a scorched earth research strategy thereby covering all your bases.

by Section L & M May 3, 2011

scrotch

The act of mightily punching a man's balls after he has said something you (a) don't agree with or (b) find offensive. Generally it is done with a fist, but numerous other things are acceptable (i.e. foot, knee, snowball, etc.) Generally only done to people you have known for a reasonable length of time.

Logan: Sara would totally hit that!
Sara: Would not! That brings your total up to 18.
Alex: What total?
Sara: Well, I've only known him for a month or two, so I can't scrotch him yet. But when I know him well enough, he's getting it.
Alex: That's what she said.
(A scrotch ensued shortly after this.)

by A-Mazingness (and then some) March 27, 2009

scorched porch

smear your dick in icy hot and then proceed to fuck her up the ass.

she was walking funnny after the scorched porch?

by the law September 4, 2006

Scoochy

A versatile slang term based on the word Gucci but for scoochier people meaning okay/good/great/awesome soon to be popularized by the masses. Sometimes abbreviated "scooch" if you're an expert in its use. To be all Scoochy is a wonderful thing indeed.

“Scoochy shoes bro.” “NSA is pretty scoochy”

by Scoochy ma Gucci December 21, 2018

Scorch

An adjective for a situation that is intense or rising in intensity.

You see someone approaching a person to confront them. The appropriate reaction would be -SCORCH!!--

by Carlaylio May 29, 2014

scooch

To move or drag one's rear end along the ground or floor. Mostly used to describe the motion a dog performs after a bowl movement to wipe off excess excrement -- using the front legs to pull his body along while in a sitting position.

Also spelled "skooch"

The dog lifted both his feet when he scooched his buttocks across the grass.

by Dorothy June 20, 2006