pinch scratch

the type of scratching method used on a male scrotem or ball sack. In order for the itch to be relieved , the scrotem must be pinched and rolled. Thus the scrathing method is called the "pinch scratch".

Joe : my balls itch and I keep scratching them, but can't seem to get the itch to stop.

Jason: have you tried the "pinch scratch" ? Just pinch and roll!!!

Joe : Ahhh, wow, thats much better, the pinch scratch is deffinitly the best way to relieve an itchy ball sack. Thanks for the tip Jason!

by scooter6416 November 30, 2009

scratch your dirty neck

This term dates back to the early 80's. The original phrase was "scratch your neck".
Etymology: a common practice among sophisticated women after being proven wrong is to scratch their necks, while looking off or away. This action is rarely done by arrogant people when proven wrong. Because of that, This phrase is used to let them know what they need to do, since they are wrong.

Person 1: I use Vit B for my skin to make it soft.
Perosn 2: For soft skin you should try Vit E.
Person 1: Vit B is the oil I need for good skin THANK YOU
Person 2: WRONG, Vit B is water-soluble therefor not an oil, Vit E is an oil.
Person 1: Really!
Person 2: Yea, Really. Scratch your neck!(or scratch your dirty neck)

by Lancerlot G-Mo January 7, 2007

penis scratch

A penis scratch medical condition where the human throat is itchy or in pain. It is typically caused by excessive usage of the voice, bacterial infections, or viruses. Common treatments include over-the-counter cough medication, metholated cough drops, and certain homemade remedies.

I cannot perform at the concert on Saturday because of my penis scratch.

by Chick3nPie January 16, 2008

scratchalotapuss

A man having copious amounts of facial hair, who enjoys partaking in oral sex with woman

"Who's your new bearded boyfriend girl? He looks like a scratchalotapuss"

by scratchalotapuss June 21, 2007

Scratch.mit.edu

A slow coding website notoriously occupied by 6 years old.

Scratch.mit.edu is pretty useful, aside from the fact that it 1) can't handle a single MB and 2) is full of little kids, so literally no bad words or semi-mature content is allowed.

by idkwhatthefuckdoyouwantmetosay December 2, 2017

Morning Scratch

The prolonged scratching session to a man's junk in the morning. Usually done before getting out of bed or while on the toilet.

oh jeeze, I really need a morning scratch!..............Ah yeah.........there we go.

by venatio April 4, 2010

scratch your yahtz

1. a phrase that means you did something you didn't want to do; usually something gross or inappropriate since this phrase sounds disgusting when uttered.

2. to itch your vagina

"Sibley scratched the shit out of her yahtz earlier."

"Fine, I"ll scratch your yahtz by talking to Buzzkill Karl all night."

by kirby552277 March 4, 2010