Bitch boy scout who is an absolutely clueless person when it comes to socializing and actually believes that Donald Trump is doing a good job.
by Lannan Abdenour June 30, 2019
Get the Scottie V mug.A sex position where the woman does a headstand and the man stands over her, holding her pussylips open and gently dips his testicles in and out.
Hey Peter whats the freakiest tging you've done in bed?
Last night I gave my girl the scottish teabag.
Last night I gave my girl the scottish teabag.
by DaAraric September 1, 2019
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A book of collected words or phrases spoken by someone named Scott.
Words and phrases which are inaccurate, silly, mispronounced, mistakenly said. Not said correctly
They then get added to the 'Scottism' book. Mainly added because they're funny and make people laugh unintentionally
Words and phrases which are inaccurate, silly, mispronounced, mistakenly said. Not said correctly
They then get added to the 'Scottism' book. Mainly added because they're funny and make people laugh unintentionally
That's another scottism
Oh it's another one, add it to the book.
He's said another one, add it to the scottism book
That's a pearler, add it to the scottisms
Oh it's another one, add it to the book.
He's said another one, add it to the scottism book
That's a pearler, add it to the scottisms
by Avery brixton October 28, 2019
Get the Scottism mug.“Wow! Jordan’s so cool! That dude definitely has a Scottish pinch!”
“Kyle absolutely FUCKS. Buddy has a Scottish pinch.”
“Kyle absolutely FUCKS. Buddy has a Scottish pinch.”
by KillerKFarren May 10, 2020
Get the Scottish Pinch mug.Verb - Poker reference. A "family pot" excluding the Scotty. This only occurs when all players are in pre-flop for the minimum "big blind" amount except for the one guy (the Scotty) who didn't drop the 1 shekel to see if his crap cards would hit the board.
A "True Scotty" is when the victim is actually named Scotty.
A "True Scotty" is when the victim is actually named Scotty.
by Neor from Givat Shmuel December 24, 2020
Get the Scottied mug.When you stick your thumb in a girl's arse whilst eating her out her cunny and squeeze one of her hooters with your free hand as if you were playing the bagpipes.
I gave that sweet lassie's teet such a firm squeeze while performing the Scottish Finger that Lord William Wallace, himself, would have heard her scream.
by Buttsecks4Ever! August 29, 2010
Get the Scottish Finger mug.The affliction, most commonly manifest in drunken English people, that has the effect of making its sufferers speak in a scottish accent/dialect. After one too many pints of guest ale (usually titled Highland Fling or Glasgow Kiss etc) the Scottish turner starts by addressing everyone as Jimmy before sliding headlong into indecipherable (even to real Scots) gorbals. Will often end up staggering round the bar with a broken pint glass whilst attempting to headbutt sundry drinkers who've done nothing wrong. Is often ejected without difficulty and told to fuck off back to the Scotland from whence he never came.
English drinker: I say, did you see the Chelsea game last Tuesday?
Scottish Turner : See you, Jemmy...Yis're gunni git this up yis...yis fuckin bassad...Mon then, ya fuckin cunt yis...I wis born i'fuckin Glasgi.
Scottish Turner : See you, Jemmy...Yis're gunni git this up yis...yis fuckin bassad...Mon then, ya fuckin cunt yis...I wis born i'fuckin Glasgi.
by Lord Foreskin December 29, 2008
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