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Scotcher

someone who stabs people who are autistic
Oh shit he a Scotcher
by Mr Lemonstine1 September 4, 2018
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You just scorched my ass

To burn, brand, or scorch a person's rear-end.
Ryan: "You just scorched my ass."
Peter: "That's what she said... No, that's really what she said... His penis was very hot and he was doing her anally and she said, "You just scorched my ass.""
by Christian Guy January 21, 2008
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scotch

"Scotch" refers to a a product that originates from Scotland; most typically, this would be with regards to whiskey, but need not be exclusively so e.g. "Scotch beef".
by William Wallace May 5, 2003
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Scorched Earth Party

It's happened to you, no doubt.

You are somewhere public, trying to complete a simple task. Perhaps you are eating in a Dennys. Perhaps you are buying something at Costco. Perhaps you are just driving along on the highway. Then it happens:

Some stupid moron causes a problem. They put their trivial life ahead of your own existence, and as a result they move, however briefly, from the position of 'faceless drone' to 'obstacle'.

The waiter messes up your order. You can't get a refill of coffee because they're "too busy", despite the fact that the restaurant is empty. Some jerk cuts you off with their cart and there's no way around them now. That asshole who is coming up on your tail, flashing his brights, decides to cut around you on the right at about 90 mph just as you start signaling to get out of his way, and he honks wildly as though you're the one endangering everyone on the road.

And you think to yourself: This person must die.

The Scorched Earth Party is here to tell you: Yeah. Go for it.

Here at the Scorched Earth Party, we are dedicated to a few simple principles:

* that the concept of "life is sacred" is the best joke we've heard this year.
* that nothing satisfies like clubbing some moron to death with a lead pipe.
* that you can never get laid enough.
* that the world will continue to deteriorate until 90% of its population is eliminated.

True happiness will never be yours unless you rise up with us. Join the 10% with the lead pipes. Help save the world through random, messy violence, and then wallow in carnal pleasure among the ruins.
The Scorched Earth Party is the only party that will bring change to this great nation of ours.
by Ethan Fizzler January 2, 2009
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Scorch the Earth

The act of COMPLETELY waxing pubic areas.
I dun heard of trimin tha hedges, but you dun scorch the earth.
by Adrian and Blaine November 19, 2010
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hop-scotch

When you like to set fire to random object or things, but need to use a code word for your bad behavior, pyromaniac antics.
Angela: "Let's go play hop-scotch, I am thinking that tree stump is a good area to start!"

Christy: "Okay, I got the hairspray!"
by ChefLadyLeo August 3, 2012
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scorched earth party

A political party, not unlike the Beer Party and very much unlike Republicans and Democrats. They wish to bludgeon to death all the idiots and French with lead pipes.

What's so wrong with that?
Happiness is finally getting the crotch-rot under control: The Scorched Earth Party
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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