valentina gladys santiago

the #1 gf in the world. an AMAZING human being. literally so stunning

valentina gladys santiago is so amazing

by kekelezzy August 9, 2021

Salting the Snail

Vigorous masturbation.

Bro! My girlfriend was salting the snail so hard last night!

by Toasty! April 17, 2014

santiago

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santiago es gay

by @tuvieja April 29, 2020

santiago

A hispanic name meaning Saint Thiago in mixed form: San = saint ; Tiago = thiago

Santiago joined the marines and failed to pass boot camp

by Josephhh880055 May 4, 2006

dirty santiago

Under anal intercourse, put two thumbs up his anus, then draw your fingers over his eyebrows.

I gave him a DIRTY SANTIAGO yesterday, his eyebrows looked like they were about to fall off of his face.

by Scrotonator March 6, 2008

Sanding My Sausage

When a male is dry humping a female while wearing jeans, and the pants material rubs against his penis to cause more pain then pleasure.

TJ - Dude, did you and Sierra dry hump last night?

JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.

by rustywillie69999 November 28, 2010

Smelly Santiago

Farting on your girlfriend (bonus points for simultaneous titty twister)

He totally gave her a smelly santiago.

Please hun, no smelly santiago tonight.

by Buzzkillgrl September 3, 2011