swoly bible

The greatest novel of Swoly Nation where only the worthiest of Bodybuilders who go to The Iron Church to exercise may be able to feast their eyes upon it. It contains forbidden techniques and tips that allow one to surpass the amount of strength and muscle capable of being achieved by even the heaviest of steroid users and meatheads.

Nolan: Dude have you Seen Ryan lately. He literally doubled his bodyweight with pure muscle in just a week.
Caleb: I know man that's insane. Somehow he must have gotten ahold of the Swoly Bible.

by Falco3688 February 23, 2019

SWOLED

Switch OLED Model but said by cool people.

I wanted to spend money on a Switch Pro, but I had to settle for a SWOLED instead.

by mmmgoood August 18, 2021

Betty Swollocks

Sweaty, Itchy or Sticky Bollocks.

"Argh, Betty Swollocks. Must Re-arrange"

by thegrouch5555 September 15, 2006

swollen hatchet wound

another term for a female vagina

I slipped it in her swollen hatchet wound.

by Twisted February 27, 2003

Swoll

Term used to describe someone with considerable and evident musculature. Not to be confused with cut, meaning someone is very defined but not necessarily swoll.

Did you see Lou Ferrigno over there? Guy's fucking SWOLL!

by hockeydawg January 12, 2010

swolley

A sleeveless muscle shirt with extra large armpits, worn to highlight, or give the illusion of, well-defined muscles.

I ended up face to armpit in the Best Buy line with the dude in the Hulk Hogan swolley!

by Whiskey Tango May 28, 2005

swoll piece

To be dissed, called a name, to be swolled

AJ was considered a swoll piece when I wrote this sentence

by Poopy Ba-tooty December 30, 2007