Swamp ass

When your ass is sweating to the degree it feels like your sitting in a swamp. Usually the inside of your butt cheeks are wet and or slimy

You may experience swamp ass after sitting down for an extensive period of time

by Master Baterr April 19, 2010

Swamp Ass Meter

A substitute for a thermometer temperature usually read in Celcius or Farenheit. The swamp ass meter goes from the number 1 to 10.

The degree in which to measure one's level of swamp ass achieved. Normally measured from 1 being the lowest level to 10 being maximum.

Noodle: "Thorpe, I'm coming to visit you in AZ tomorrow, what should I pack?"

Thorpe: "Noods, the swamp ass meter is at 9.5 today, you better just bring shorts and flip flops."

Noodle: "Crud, it's only 2.5 here in Utah...Do you have any Gold Bond for me to powder with?"

by pronomore July 30, 2009

Swamp Nut

When your testicles stick to the side of your leg because it is so humid outside.

I got swamp but like a motherfucker!

by Steve March 1, 2005

Swamp Butt

The area in between your ass cheeks will become damp and sweaty and partially lube your ass cheeks against eachother. A very dank, ass-smell will arise from your ass cheeks. The equivalent to MTV's Big Black's "Mud Butt", but with sweat instead of shit.

When a hot day when you exercise a lot, the area in between your ass cheeks will become damp and sweaty and partially lube your ass cheeks against eachother. This is called SWAMP BUTT

by Jesse Higgins January 23, 2007

swamp mummy

A Broad who hangs off you like a leech searching desparately for play and once she gets it she drops u like 2nd period french

Hey man look at Daizy with Johny shes such a Fuckin Swamp Mummy.

by Jay North June 24, 2006

swamp meat

A male's genitals after intercourse with a female on a hot sweaty summer day!

Dude I need to go wash my swamp meat! It was hot as hell in that house!

by cliffjones March 2, 2017

Swamp Pussy

Pussy is like the Mississippi Delta; 100 percent humidity and hard to survive in for long periods of time.

You need goggles when you go down on her....she got that swamp pussy.

by Lieutenant Donger June 7, 2018