Speed Studying 

The ability of a person to drink alcohol and study as quickly and efficiently as possible before getting drunk.

I didn't pass my test because I was too fucked up from speed studying.

The students got together to speed study for the next days exam.

Speed Studying by chuggalugg87 March 2, 2010

speed weenie 

when a man consumes a large amount of methamphetamine, then tries to engage in any form of sexuall intercourse, but his weeiner turns into a gummie worm and will not get hard.

girl i was so excited when monndo came over, we layed in my bed and the motha fuka had speed weenie. chump ass commin here wit dat shit uh uhh

speed weenie by onasicone March 14, 2011

Speed tits

Women's Breasts that can be characterized as smallish, lithe, or athletic. Often seen on swimmers or dancers. So called for their aerodynamic efficiency.

Sarah weighs 98 pounds. She's got speed tits.

Speed tits by Eyereamer November 23, 2016

speed stick 

the fine filmy layer of greasy perspiration and methamphetamine residue that seeps out of one's pores after ingesting methamphetamine. Not quite sweat, speed stick does not drip or take on a liquid state. Rather it coats one's skin like a glossy glaze.

I could tell he was on a good one once his skin accumulated speed stick.

speed stick by Llenar13 May 21, 2010

Speed Dump 

The act of taking a normal sized dump in under 1 minute.

Steve "JT just took a speed dump."
Ian "What's a speed dump?"
Steve "It's what he does."

Speed Dump by Steve Nurse January 15, 2006

Speed Doogan 

The act of leaving a room, going to the bathroom (number 2) and then returning to the room in under 1.5 minutes.

Can also be spelled SPEED DUGAN.

Yo Phil, did you really just take a sh!t that fast? Man that was a serious SPEED DOOGAN!

Speed Doogan by MJVcuse June 30, 2007

speed tears 

The resulting eye-watering caused by attaining a high speed on a motor vehicle without eye protection.

I was about to shift into fourth gear when the speed tears blinded me, and I had to back off.

speed tears by Galaxie4271 December 27, 2007