Definitions by Galaxie4271

speed tears 

The resulting eye-watering caused by attaining a high speed on a motor vehicle without eye protection.

I was about to shift into fourth gear when the speed tears blinded me, and I had to back off.

speed tears by Galaxie4271 December 27, 2007

eye mud 

The result of mixing speed tears and dust. Occurs most often while riding four wheeler or the like on a dusty trail, without wearing goggles.

It took several hours for all the eye mud to purge from my tear ducts.

eye mud by Galaxie4271 December 27, 2007