skeet hammer

while ejaculating on your girlfriends face, you pound the sperm in with your penis.

After I banged my girl last night, I skeet hammered my cum all over her face.

by Eddiemagic September 19, 2009

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Skeeter Dactyl

A word my AP teacher is adamant he came up with to describe huge ass mosquitos but he then found out it was on UD and got really pissed during class

"A mosquito that is the size of a pterodactyl, a Skeeter Dactyl!"

by FireGenesis November 1, 2018

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A pair of sheets you specifically put on top of the bed prior to sex to avoid later sleeping in your own jizz. There are no specifications of sex sheets, though they mainly a light color to mask sex juice.

Also helps pass black light tests.

Hey What the Fuck, friends don't let friends sleep in other friends Jizz..... No worries, I had the sex sheets on first

by Iwontblackout January 4, 2012

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gay in the streets, straight in the sheets

A phenomena for whatever kind ofimage, that a man or woman appear in public to be gay, but are actually straight in their personal life. Is it to empathize with the oppressed? Or just to be the heppest "mui cool" person around. A sexual poser.

Sally- Kyle is such a fine lookin' man... too bad he's gay, sigh.

Mary- no, I can tell you a very different story, he is gay in the streets, straight in the sheets.

by Alpino July 20, 2010

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South Philly Skeet Salad

when a girl sticks lettuce in her asshole and the man rams it all the way in with his jizzy ranch covered boner. She shits it out and they Lady and the Tramp the salad.

I ran to the store to pick up lettuce and ranch for my fiance and my South Philly Skeet Salad.

by vaginnles August 16, 2009