smilf

She-male I'd like to fuck

Dude, your brother is a smilf

by Math October 30, 2003

SILF

Substitute I'd Like (to) Fuck

Johhny: "Did you see that math substitute today?"

Mark: "Yea, dude, she's a total SILF!"

by jjobin@99 March 1, 2011

silf

skater i'd like to fuck

wow hes a hot silf, look at him ride that board.

by Dianna Cole July 8, 2006

scilf

schoolgirl id like to fuck

oh my god wot a scilf!

by deanieboy February 24, 2006

sailfish

Someone who posts pictures of themselves holding a fish.
Selfie-fish = sailfish
They may also post pictures of fish they caught displayed on their tailgate.

Person 1: Did you see the pic Ted posted on Facebook!
Person 2: You talkin' about the fish pic?
Person 1: Yeah, what a sailfish! LOL
Person 2: You are a dipshit!

by hankyspanky June 3, 2014

SMILF

Single mum I'd like to fuck

Kate is a SMILF

by PeterPerfect January 11, 2015

Smilf

Son and mom I'd like to fuck

When a hot young bat shit crazy girl becomes a lesbian lover with an older attractive female and then sleeps with her son and he knocks her up. This combination is known as smilf.

by Krista Gable July 19, 2010