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Kardashian Scheme

Creating situations to generate income and attention from sponsorship and press using a false or fraudulent platform.

Such situations can and may include:

Planning and undertaking a fake engagement and wedding.
Secretly assisting in the release of a Sex Tape featuring you.
Appearing on a show about dancing, when you can't dance.
I can't believe I paid one million dollars to release the first photos of this wedding after it turned out to be fake, this is such a Kardashian Scheme.
by Bradley Laborman November 2, 2011
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Detlef Schrempf

A former NBA basketball player known around league locker rooms as having the largest cock in the league. As a verb "Detlef Schrempfed" or "schrempfed" or "D. Schrempfed" refers to being royally fucked as if by the largest cock imaginable.
I was in a bar and this girl "Detlef Schrempfed" me in front of my crew when she laughed after I asked her for Chili Dog sex.
by Ross June 16, 2006
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scramble

An adult beverage consisting of whiskey, usually Jack Daniels or Jameson, and Red Bull in roughly equal proportions.
I've had 6 scrambles so far tonight and I'm feeling JACKED!
by tiagsters July 6, 2012
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scheming

Plotting and scheming the future of my career.
by BigBossDog420 November 27, 2013
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Scemo

A mix between scene and emo for those who cannot decide between the two. Scemos are often very awesome and it is natural to be totally jealous of their awesomeness

They sometimes wear dark clothes like emos and sometimes a lot of color like scene kids. It depends on their mood.
xxEmoKidxx: Hey, are you emo?
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Pff, naww. I'm scemo.
xxEmoKidxx: Man.. I wish I was that awesome..
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Chyeahh.
xxEmoKidxx: *sniffle*

or..

xxSceneIsLovexx: Lyke hey nigz
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Hey there.
xxSceneIsLovexx: lyke omg you're cool. you mustsh bee scene ryte???
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Naww. Scemo. Jealous?
xxSceneIsLovexx: YESH!!
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Yeah, take the pain.
xxSceneIsLovexx: Wow. You're totally made of awesomesauce.
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Yes. I know.
by KatieIsTotallyScemo March 16, 2009
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sacremento skyscrapper

To jump on a trampoline and do a 360 while shitting on everyone else on the trampoline
I was hanging out on the trampoline and my friend decided to pull a sacremento skyscrapper on me
by the skyscrapper March 7, 2010
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scramble the jets

verb
1. to hustle; to hurry up
2. to be made aware of something late and respond by making accommodations quickly
3. originally a term used in the military referring to pilots getting their planes off the ground in the shortest time possible in order to deal with a situation
Trey: What do you mean y'all are leaving for Cincinnati tonight?! I'm supposed to work all this weekend!
Marcus: Dude, just get someone to cover for you. Scramble the jets!
by Aleji October 21, 2010
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