Scotland hate speech laws

NO! MY SCOTTISH TWINS! NOOOOOOO!

Hym "NOOOOOOHOHO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY SCOTLAND HATE SPEECH LAWS!? WHYYYYYYYYYY!? I😭"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

bees buzz better in scotland

when something is more expensive than usual

friend: “woah! this jacket is so expensive!”
friend 2: “you know what they say… the bees buzz better in scotland!”

by yma8ronaele August 10, 2021

SCOTLAND FOREVER 1000x volume

DONT WATCH IT. IT IS 112 dB (good thing I had my headphones)
SERIOUSLY DONT WATCH YOU MIGHT GO DEAF OR AT LEAST SET YOUR VOLUME TO VERY LOW

SCOTLAND FOREVER 1000x volume is the loudest thing ever.

by idkwhatnametoputhere July 15, 2023

Scotland

doesn't exist.

#1: I'm going to Scotland for the summer

#2: what?

#1: Scotland. I'm going to Scotland

#3: We don't speak of that.

by non-refundable fenceposts July 7, 2022

Police Scotland

A Scottish version of the police force in the northern half of the United Kingdom. They are much more lenient that other police forces as they usually do the devil's lettuce themselves. They also cruise around thinking theh are hard when they would get sparked anyday in the area known as 'Torry'

Martin: "Shan heres some weed bro x"
Police Scotland: "Thanks bro. give me a Fat Deal of you are going to the slammer lol xx"
Martin: "Shan okay. anything for my bro x"

by SlipperySandison March 7, 2018

Scotland Yard called…

“Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.

Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.

by anonymous April 7, 2024

Scotland

Shite whole but gd gaffs England ain’t got shit on us

England- we have such good parties

Scotland- chose one yer jaw spinin or yer heed

by Follow my tiktok Yer__maw March 2, 2020