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Scotland Christian Academy

To learn absolutely nothing and be able to smoke and vape with out punishment.
Person 1. “ yo you think we’ll get caught at Scotland Christian academy skipping class and getting high

Person 2. “ ha ha ha never”
by The plug of course September 8, 2021
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Scotland

Scotland is a constituent (not independent) country that is a part of the UK (United Kingdom) Which is an independent country.

Scotland used to be an independent nation known as The Kingdom of Scotland, until 1707 when the Royal family of England merged with the Royal family of Scotland, forming the United Kingdom. The UK only used to be made up of England and Scotland.

The capital of Scotland is commonly mistaken, many people think it is Glasgow, but it is actually Edinburgh (pronounced Ed-in-burr-uh, not Ed-ing-burg).

It is home to the largest mountain In the UK and all of the British Isles, Ben Nevis (1,345 m tall)
Friend: I'm visiting Scotland Tomorrow.
American Citizen: isn't that part of England?
Friend: No you stupid Troglodyte, Scotland is part of the UK, England is a separate thing.
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bees buzz better in scotland

when something is more expensive than usual
friend: “woah! this jacket is so expensive!”
friend 2: “you know what they saythe bees buzz better in scotland!”
by yma8ronaele August 10, 2021
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Scotlanding

Used in reference to continuous sporting disappointment. To snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory. To throw away a winning position normally completely of your own making. To provide false hope to a nation that you might just reach a modest sporting achievement only to crash everyone back down to earth with a full on double dose of reality.
We were 5-0 with a minute of the game left but then ended up totally Scotlanding it.

We’re winning but I have a horrible feeling we’re going to end up Scotlanding it.

I Honestly thought we were going to do it today, but then I remembered we always end up Scotlanding it!
by Red King80 June 14, 2021
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Cheryl Queen Of Scotland

Talks pish, mixes her alcohol with alcohol in the same glass, clatty wee bitch, borderline midget, but overall a nice wee lassy
Cheryl Queen Of Scotland, she's a clatty we midget...
by Barcode69... May 23, 2023
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scotland.

the place where irn bru is served in cold glass cups in every restaurant you dine at, the place where if you drove far enough away from winding towns and cities, youd see beautiful greenish fields full of animals like wheat eating sheep and mooing cows. the land full of spirit, pride, celebration. the place to watch a good football match in a local bar, with a weighty pint of fizzy bright yellow beer. the place where the rain never stops falling and pounding off of the mostly grey, granite buildings. atop, the clouds tumble in the vast sky like washers of blue. this is scotland. we love scotland.
johnny: "Where are you from?"
erin: "A bonnie place. Scotland."
by erinorletheidk March 13, 2023
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Scotland Yard called…

Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.
Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.
by anonymous April 7, 2024
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